General Musings

Shopping Until You’re Dropping

Halloween isn’t even over yet and Andy is thinking about Christmas. It’s time to bust out the tree, the model train, and to start figuring out what to where that will his “Christmas Best,” but even he hasn’t started shopping yet. With the holiday now less than two months away he is wondering about your shopping habits.

To Eat Ice Cream, or Not Eat Ice Cream?

Like many people Andy wrestles if he should even bother to vote because in the end it seems no one can make a difference. He also has the difficulty of figuring out where he should vote with his move. He’ll figure it out, if anything to see if either Governor Quinn or Bruce Rauner in Illinois can figure out how to work with Mike Madigan.

Sitting Where Their Butt Sat

Moving is leaving a lot of new experiences for Andy to wonder about, and with a toilet seat swap necessary for the Mighty Ferguson in the new pad, he wonders about toilet seats and moving.

Playing the Part of Poor

Tainted forever by a panhandler on an off-ramp who would go back to his house nearby at the end of his “shift,” Andy will rarely give money to people asking for it. He’s not heartless but has experienced his lot of obvious scam artists, though he does wonder about your “charitable” donations.

Safer Driving and You

Andy was guilty of distracted driving, and not because he was eating in the car, talking on his phone, or trying to look up “Cool restaurants” on his phone. Nope, he was mesmerized by the “hand-talker” behind him, and wonders about your driving habits.

Looking Cool but Unable to See

It took Andy reverting back to his ten year old self to see the enjoyment in glow-in-the-dark sunglasses, but then the old fogey in him wondered if there might be a lawsuit in there somewhere. Andy might need to go back to being twelve instead of ten.

Raw Potatoes Kill Acne

Search results for raw potatoes for acne. Who knew Andy’s liking to eat raw potatoes would cause him to find a new cure for acne, but there it was, on a Google search: The benefits of raw potatoes and it’s wonder of being an acne cure. The internet has such interesting things sometimes.

A Solution for Too Much Debt

Andy found out his biggest worry is too much debt. Since he doesn’t have Mesothelioma, hasn’t been injured at work, and doesn’t have a loved one with bed sores in a nursing home, debt must be it because the dude on TV told him so. What about you?

Fasten Your Seat Belt and Check Your Vomit Bag

Dierks Bentley has a song called “Drunk on a Plane” that Andy is now enjoying, and it makes him think about his flying experience, his not usually being drunk on a plane, and why you should always check your vomit bag. He also wonders about your drinking and flying habit.s