Dierks Bentley has a song called “Drunk on a Plane” that Andy is now enjoying, and it makes him think about his flying experience, his not usually being drunk on a plane, and why you should always check your vomit bag. He also wonders about your drinking and flying habit.s
Andy likes a good fish fry and for years his favorite was from Slovak Home in his hometown of Lorain, Ohio. He may have found a new favorite in Wisconsin at a place called Freddie’s West End off Lake Como. He wonders about your fish fry experience.
Howard Stern amazes Andy a lot, mostly with his interviewing skills, but this time Howard reminded Andy just how amazing technology is as Andy was able to watch Howard’s Birthday Bash in big-screen glory from the comfort of his couch. It’s a great time to be alive, at least so things Andy.
Who knew it was so difficult to get a penis donor? That, in essence, is the underlying theme of “The Final Member,” one of the most riveting and at times hilarious documentaries that will make most men cross their legs and give that “protect my junk” gesture with their hands, while women will watch in utter amazement at the quest for a penis specimen. Andy reviews it and even he can’t believe he gives it 5 stars out of 5.
Andy has a toiletry case. When he received it as a graduation gift he found it odd, but it turned out to be one of those things he has used over and over again, and always reminds him of his neighbors, The Goldbergs, who gave it to him.
Thanks to Luke Bryan’s video for “My Kind of Night,” Andy is wondering a lot about bow and arrows, and archery, and if he could actually shoot an animal to eat it. He also wonders if his archery abilities would start a forest fire instead of a bonfire. Andy wonders too much sometimes.
Andy was in a quandary as his Greek lunch turned into a trip through the McDonald’s Drive-Thru and suddenly he found himself in a situation being offered a free strawberry lemonade that he wasn’t sure he really wanted. He needs your help to make the decision the next time should he find himself in a similar situation.
Andy likes squirrels. He likes squirrels in commercials, has let a squirrel take a peanut from his palm, and now that Brad Paisley has a song called “River Bank” that includes a squirrel-cam of Twiggy the Water-skiing Squirrel, he won’t be thinking of bikinis and tequila whenever he hears the song.
There’s a new World’s Record for tallest water slide and it’s right here in the good ol’ United States. To plunge down something taller than Niagara Falls or The Statue of Liberty head to the Schlittergahn Water Park in Kansas City, Kansas, and ride Verruckt. Funny names, scary ride, but would you go down it? Andy wonders.
Andy now hates Mark Cuban. He used to like Mark Cuban, but now that he’s the star of an AT&T commercial that drives his dog, Milo, bonkers, he just can’t take any of Mr. Cuban’s antics, or at least this commercial. Andy’s worried he will now have to stop watching sporting events, the local news, and Shark Tank because of Mark.