Andy was guilty of distracted driving, and not because he was eating in the car, talking on his phone, or trying to look up “Cool restaurants” on his phone. Nope, he was mesmerized by the “hand-talker” behind him, and wonders about your driving habits.
It took Andy reverting back to his ten year old self to see the enjoyment in glow-in-the-dark sunglasses, but then the old fogey in him wondered if there might be a lawsuit in there somewhere. Andy might need to go back to being twelve instead of ten.
Who knew Andy’s liking to eat raw potatoes would cause him to find a new cure for acne, but there it was, on a Google search: The benefits of raw potatoes and it’s wonder of being an acne cure. The internet has such interesting things sometimes.
Andy found out his biggest worry is too much debt. Since he doesn’t have Mesothelioma, hasn’t been injured at work, and doesn’t have a loved one with bed sores in a nursing home, debt must be it because the dude on TV told him so. What about you?
Still fascinated by his trip to Wisconsin, Andy is now into historical markers, although with the let-down of the one he came across on his recent little getaway might sway him away from stopping anymore. He wonders if you might be a fan of the historical marker.
Dierks Bentley has a song called “Drunk on a Plane” that Andy is now enjoying, and it makes him think about his flying experience, his not usually being drunk on a plane, and why you should always check your vomit bag. He also wonders about your drinking and flying habit.s
Andy likes a good fish fry and for years his favorite was from Slovak Home in his hometown of Lorain, Ohio. He may have found a new favorite in Wisconsin at a place called Freddie’s West End off Lake Como. He wonders about your fish fry experience.
Howard Stern amazes Andy a lot, mostly with his interviewing skills, but this time Howard reminded Andy just how amazing technology is as Andy was able to watch Howard’s Birthday Bash in big-screen glory from the comfort of his couch. It’s a great time to be alive, at least so things Andy.
Who knew it was so difficult to get a penis donor? That, in essence, is the underlying theme of “The Final Member,” one of the most riveting and at times hilarious documentaries that will make most men cross their legs and give that “protect my junk” gesture with their hands, while women will watch in utter amazement at the quest for a penis specimen. Andy reviews it and even he can’t believe he gives it 5 stars out of 5.
Andy has a toiletry case. When he received it as a graduation gift he found it odd, but it turned out to be one of those things he has used over and over again, and always reminds him of his neighbors, The Goldbergs, who gave it to him.