Werewolves, Bears, Turkeys, and Jillian Michaels.

By:

The Dude on the Right


I decided to keep this podcast
kind of short, but I can’t believe I almost
forgot to include my "Jillian Michaels’ Clips of the Week" feature,
which, well, I haven’t done in a few weeks, but with my return to really paying
attention to "The Biggest Loser," they return at the end of this podcast. 
But before that, I do warn you about a full moon and werewolves, remind you that
Thanksgiving and Christmas is right around the corner, and hope that the Chicago
Bears can, with hopefully Kyle Orton back at the helm, defeat the Green Bay
Packers on the frozen tundra of Lambeau Field.

There is a little talk of
"Survivor: Gabon," but a good portion of this podcast is dedicated to my still
thinking "The Biggest Loser" shouldn’t be two hours long, how I can’t believe I
actually hate a contestant (that would be Vicky), was so elated when Amy
flipped, and hope the black team members rally around Amy to keep her around. 
Vicky should have been watching "My Name is Earl" last year, before she was a
contestant on "The Biggest Loser," to learn about the Karma Train, but right now
it’s almost looking like Karma is going to kick her in the ass.

And yes, the
podcast does end with my "Jillian Michaels’ Clips of the Week," and from it we
can learn her favorite word.

Thanks for listening!

That’s it for this one!  I’m The Dude on the Right!!  L8R!!!

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What’s New? A DVD Review of: Like Water for Chocolate

The Dude on the Right let his BFF recommend some DVD viewing, so he watched
(and read), and

reviews, the movie "Like Water for Chocolate,"
complete with subtitles. 
He realizes it is really a dudette-flick, but he enjoyed it anyway, because even
though things get kind of strange, like a spontaneously combusting outhouse and
a vindictive ghost, the story is nice, it made him dream about Mexican food, and
sometimes he can appreciate a well-made foreign film.

What’s New? A Podcast of: Stu & The Dude’s Weekend Wrap-Up! Bubble Tea, Families, Movies, and an Injury. And a Full Review of “Role Models.”

In the immortal works of Harry Caray, "Holy Cow!"  Yup, Stu Gotz and The
Dude on the Right got together to for a new
podcast of "Stu & The Dude’s Weekend
Wrap-Up!,"
and they talk about so many things in about twenty minutes, well,
it’s almost scary to write about them all.  In any case, there is talk
about bubble tea, The Dude’s BFF, a family gathering, "Madagascar: Escape 2
Africa,"
"Role Models,"
and some heart-shaped pubes in

"Zack and Miri Make a Porno."
  They don’t forget to talk about the
Chicago Bears, the upcoming James Bond flick "Quantum of Solace," and Stu
injuring himself playing Wii, and not playing with his Wii.

In conjunction, The Dude on the Right did see

"Role Models,"
and liked it, in the R-Rated kind of way some movies are
being made nowadays.  If you don’t like swear words and boobies, you
probably won’t like it, but The Dude does like swear words and boobies, and
well-written comedies, so he liked it,

liking it.

Stu & The Dude’s Weekend Wrap-Up! Bubble Tea, Families, Movies, and an Injury.

By:

The Dude on the Right

Stu Gotz is here for our

"Weekend Wrap-Up!" podcast
, where he makes fun of the fact I’ve been dating
my BFF for six months.  But this podcast is not only about Stu making fun
of me, somehow we cram tons of talk of tons of things into almost twenty minutes
of a podcast.

Included in our talking is a quick discussion about bubble tea,
with me and the BFF finding
"Chill Bubble Tea"
at Woodfield Mall on the way to an early Thanksgiving family get-together where
"Mexican Fiesta" was the theme, and I am still in wonderment at the family
gatherings of my BFF because they are so different from how mine are.  Of
course we talk about movies, with Stu Gotz seeing "Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa"
with the Little Gotz’s and Mama Gotz, at the IMAX theater at Navy Pier in
Chicago, while I got to see "Role Models" and really enjoyed it, in an R-Rated
kind of way.  I was surprised to learn Stu actually knew of the movie "Like
Water for Chocolate," which I watched with my BFF thanks to my Netflix queue
(and liked it), and Stu reminds me I might want to catch up on "Entourage" on
HBO and reminds the ladies that if they want to see wieners in movies, they
might want to catch

"Zack and Miri Make a Porno,"
"The Piano," or

"Forgetting Sarah Marshall."

We also give our breakdown of the Chicago
Bears’ loss to the Tennessee Titans, and Stu is injured thanks to digging dirt
and playing with his Wii.  That’s his Nintendo Wii, and playing with his
other Wii didn’t seem to help build up any muscles.

So much to talk about, so
little time, but somehow we cram it all in, and are both looking forward to the
new James Bond flick coming this weekend, "Quantum of Solace."

Thanks for listening!

That’s it for this one!  I’m The Dude on the Right!!  L8R!!!

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What’s New? A Podcast of: Another Reason to Avoid Lorain, OH, eBay Stupidity, Oprah, and South Park.

The Dude on the Right is flying solo for

this Thursday podcast
, and he ponders life in his home town, Lorain, OH,
where the folks there decided $15 a year, for those who own cars, was too much
money to fix the roads, which really need it, because it’s almost worse than
driving on the moon when you visit.  He also explains why sometimes people
are standing around on a work crew.  The Dude is also impressed at the boys
who make South Park, what with their having an episode instantly timely with the
election results, sort of, of is happy he didn’t waste a couple of hundred bucks
buying copies of the Chicago Sun Times and the Chicago Tribune, hoping to make
money with them on eBay.  Then again, there would probably be one sucker
who might pay $500 for his copy.

Another Reason to Avoid Lorain, OH, eBay Stupidity, Oprah, and South Park.

By:

The Dude on the Right

Flying solo for

this Thursday podcast
, I am duly impressed by the boys of South Park and
their ability to get an animated episode done in mere hours.  Sure, most of
the episode was probably already "in the can" as it would be, but on Wednesday
night’s episode, mere hours after Barack Obama was declared President Elect,
they had bits directly related to the night before, complete with parts of both
Obama’s and McCain’s speeches, as well as their set designs.  Kind of
funny, and who doesn’t like seeing a dude in an emergency room with a flag stuck
up his ass?

With a historic election came exciting front pages for major
newspapers, and people are trying to make stupid amounts of money on eBay when,
umm, people, you can buy a copy of the Chicago Sun Times or the Chicago Tribune
on their respective websites for about $10.00.  Who are the people who
actually bought a copy of the Chicago Sun Times for $400.00 on eBay?

And
finally, for this podcast, as I am losing more and more reasons to visit Lorain,
OH., the folks there decided that a $15.00 increase in the license plate fee,
for those people who own cars, was too much, and

voted it down
.  I give the proper math on how much that would have cost
the vehicle owner, as well as explain why sometimes on a city work crew, well,
you see people standing around, doing nothing.

Thanks for listening!

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The Only Change We Can Truly Believe In is The Change of Seasons

By:

The Dude on the Right

Congratulations
to Barack Obama on winning the nomination for President of the United States,
and kudos to John McCain for giving what might be the most gracious concession
speech ever.  In an election season that has gone on way too long, where I
thank God I live in the Chicago area which limited the amount of campaign adds
on my TV (I visited Ohio, and TV really sucked without TiVo to fast-forward you
through the crap), now we move on, and wonder what "change" can really be
accomplished.

I found the "change" concept sort of inspiring when Barack
originally adopted it at the beginning of his candidacy, but then, wouldn’t you
know, as other candidates realized "change" became a buzz-word, suddenly Hillary
Clinton adopted the word as her own, and then, low and behold, John McCain did
the same.  It didn’t matter that Barack adopted the word first, all that
mattered was that now everyone was about change. The thing is, as much as change
is professed, it’s easier to talk about doing it than actually accomplishing it.

And so, whether or not Barack Obama can really bring about change we can believe
in, after three days of 70 degree days in November, here in Chicago, when back
in college some of us would have blown off three days of classes to catch the
last sunny rays of the year by hanging out on the roof, I at least took a couple
of walks near the dude-pad and realized there is only one aspect of change you
can always believe in, and that is the change of seasons, maybe a little more
pronounced in a place like Chicago.

As I took those walks, looking at a
retention pond that is changing to hibernation mode for an upcoming winter, I
thought about things earlier this year, when that pond was barren, and I would
walk past it, reflecting on the passing of Dad on the Right last January, and
2008 was looking like a strange year.  Then spring and summer came, the
pond blossomed with new life, and suddenly I reconnected with a friend from my
past who has now become my BFF.  Fall came, Mom on the Right passed away,
and as I looked at the pond the other day, and took the picture accompanying
this blog, it didn’t make me sad that things were dying, it made me smile that
as some things that have changed have made me sad, other things that have
changed just make me smile.

Mother Nature knows how to do change right, so
that every season is beautiful.  I wonder if there is any way politicians
can learn from Mom.

That’s it for this one! 
I’m The Dude on the Right!!   L8R!!!

Does Your Vote Really Count? Maybe Not for Obama or McCain, but Maybe So for Jim Shoe or Jane Ishlacosky.

By:

The Dude on the Right

I voted today.

That shouldn’t seem that strange, but for the longest time, up
until about five or ten years ago, I didn’t vote, pretty much with the attitude
of "What’s the point?"  You see, I live in Illinois, and for the most part,
especially in national elections, the outcome is set long before I cast my vote
with the state being hugely on the Democrat side, or at least so because of
Chicago.  I voted when I was younger, when I could for the first time in
high school because it just seemed so "adult," and I think I voted a couple of
times when I was in college because the voting place was across the street, but
then it just seemed like a pain in the butt to go somewhere on a Tuesday that I
never visit when I had better things to do.  And also, for Presidential
elections, in Illinois, and with the dumb-ass electoral college process we have,
most of the time it just seemed like as much as my vote might count for the
"democrat" guy, if I voted for the "republican" guy, it really didn’t matter
because "21" votes, none of which were mine, were going for one candidate, the
democrat.  And fine those of you who are in states with only a few
electoral votes might like this process because then a candidate has to visit
you for a couple of electoral college votes, but really, in this day and age of
computers, and the ability to instantly count every vote, is it really fair, if
I’m a John McCain supporter (and I’ll admit that I’m not), to even vote in a
state like Illinois, knowing that my vote is useless because even if Illinois
had a 60% Obama, 38% McCain, and 2% for the other folks on the ballot split, the
electoral votes aren’t split by the percentage, like maybe it should be, meaning
Barack would get 12ish votes, John getting nearly 8 votes, and 1 vote spread
across the people who when you went to vote, looked at the ballot, and saw
peoples names you had never seen before who were running for President, well, it
doesn’t matter because no matter the percentage split, Obama will get 21 "votes"
from Illinois to become President of The United States.

Yes, there are the
battleground states they always talk about, like Pennsylvania, Ohio, or Florida,
where the race is tight, and your vote sort of counts, but even then, it’s all
or nothing, which, now, in the 2000’s, seems just plain stupid.  Polls are
taken everyday, by some very reputable poll takers, but in the end it doesn’t
matter who is getting the most votes, all that really matters is who "wins" what
state.

And that just is wrong.

What should be is who actually wins, by
people, who vote.  It is 2008.  I would like to think that we have
finally learned how to count, up to at least 150 million.

The polls are
closing, the news channels are working to make their mark as the first to
"project" the winner, but in the end, in your state, the only place your vote
really counts is in your local election, where Jim Shoe will beat Jane
Ishlacosky, because you voted. Individual votes are what hopefully matter, and not some old process of “winner takes it all.”

See, your vote does count, in the way it
should, but sadly, not always for our President.

That’s it for this one! 
I’m The Dude on the Right!!   L8R!!!

What’s New? A “Stu & The Dude Weekend Wrap-Up!” Podcast and a Movie Review of “Zack and Miri Make a Porno.”

After a few weeks of being apart, Stu Gotz and The Dude on the Right get
reunited for

a "Weekend Wrap-Up!" podcast
.  They talk a little about

the death of Mom on the Right
, Stu’s weekend turned out to be mostly about
his kids as they ended up at a jumpy place for youngins and at another place
called "Space Golf," while The Dude is still trying to learn how to use his new
MacBook. And even though The Dude tells Stu about the movie during the podcast,
there’s also a full written review of 

"Zack and Miri Make a Porno"
that got posted.

Stu did get to tell The Dude that he was spot on about his earlier review of


"Forgetting Sarah Marshall,"
even with the excess wiener footage, and TV
is always a topic for these guys, since they don’t really like to read, which
leads to some Studs Terkel talk.

Stu & The Dude’s Weekend Wrap-Up! Making a Porno, Don’t Forget Sarah Marshall, The Elections and More!

By:

The Dude on the Right

After re-listening to

our latest "Stu & The Dude Weekend Wrap-Up!" podcast
, it doesn’t sound
as bad as I thought it might, though there is a slight echo, being recorded on
my new MacBook and all, but there are still some microphone issues, some sound
effects issues, and issues of shutting up Stu Gotz at times that I still need to
deal with, but for about 18 minutes we have a bunch of topics to cover as
quickly as we can.

Sure, there is a brief discussion about

the passing of Mom on the Right
, but as sometimes happens for us, especially
over the weekend, movies seems to be a part of our lives, so I saw "Zack and
Miri Make a Porno
"
and Stu liked, via Netflix,

"Forgetting Sarah Marshall"
sans the wiener.

Stu and Mama Gotz didn’t
get to see a movie, but they did hit some places for the kids over the weekend,
namely a place with jumpy stuff for the kids at a birthday party, and someplace
called "Space Golf"
where Stu wonders if the people who run the place bought too much over-priced
sci-fi crap.  It does, though, give a new place for my BFF and I to
continue our miniature golf competition.

TV talk also proliferates this
podcast, with talk of "My Name is Earl" and "South Park," and what would a
podcast on the eve of the Presidential Election be without talk about the
Presidential Election, or in Chicago, voting early and voting often.

It was
great to talk with Stu again for a podcast, even if there were some audio
issues, but as Stu comments about
Studs Terkel,

it ends up obvious that neither of us read many books, but we do watch TV and
both liked

John McCain on "Saturday Night Live."

Thanks for listening!

That’s it for this one!  I’m The Dude on the Right!!  L8R!!!

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