Andy thinks he might have to move because he has some pretty lame app suggestions on his “Near Me” feature on his iPhone, well, except for the suggestion for the Steve Dahl Network. He wonders, though, if you even know this feature is on your iPhone, or if you have one.
It’s Thanksgiving-time and The Dude on the Right is thankful, but also reflectful. He thinks about the start of Entertainment Ave!, the many features that have been a part of the site through the years, the daunting task of updating the over 750 reviews and articles, but also thinks it might be a time for a break for re-assessing, re-evaluating, and maybe reconditioning. Or maybe it’s just time to move on.
Even girl-on-girl action doesn’t seem to allow The Dude on the Right to recommend this movie, and he can usually find the good in any movie. Bad acting, a re-hashed story, and just plain nothing special and he almost gives it Zero stars. Sadly the 1/2 star is for a badly-acted, drunken scene.
Do you need a refresher on how to live a healthy, vitality filled life? If you answered “Yes,” then go ahead and get yourself “Vitality,” a little documentary about living a little more healthy. It’s not the most groundbreaking of documentaries about health, but might remind you that the bedroom should be for sleeping and sex, and not for watching Jimmy Kimmel or the evening news.
The Dude on the Right doesn’t like speakerphones, and especially doesn’t like being on the other side of the speakerphone. He also dreads the day when video calling becomes the norm, but that might be a plight for a few years from now.
Looking for a fun movie in the sci-fi, horror, comedy genre? The Dude on the Right highly recommends “Grabbers,” about a big, giant octopus alien things and all of its little babies. Lots of impaling, some decapitations, and drunk Irish people. Combine them all together in the right way, and The Dude on the Right thinks you have good fun!
The Dude on the Right might be an idiot, but he can still understand the humor in the movie “Dealin’ With Idiots.” The movie is from Jeff Garlin so you can probably understand the kind of humor coming on the screen. If that’s not for you, don’t complain, but if you like the “mockumentary” kind of movie, or the “Curb Your Enthusiasm” kind of thing, this movie will be for you, at least so says The Dude.
Grossed out again by seeing a dental pick on the ground, or as he calls them, “Floss thingies,” The Dude on the Right can’t help but wonder if you notice them everywhere like he does. He also gets confused by the Oral B website that in one paragraph touts the benefits of the dental pick, and it’s dual use as a toothpick, but then in a follow-up paragraph says that the toothpick is bad. It’s great people are so concerned about their dental hygiene, but it sucks when they litter. The Dude plights.
The Dude on the Right is stuck where flashes of greatness for his football team were outweighing glimpses of suckiness, but that tide seams to be turning for his Chicago Bears and Cleveland Browns and now he fears the Bears/Browns game in December will just be another, meaningless football game. He does, however, wonder how your team is doing, and so he plights.
The Dude on the Right realized the title of the plight technically contains “the Major League Baseball baseball playoffs,” but much like ATM machine is “automated teller machine machine,” he doesn’t care. What he does care about is that the baseball playoffs, and upcoming World Series, of which he has no interest in, are interrupting his watching of “The X Factor” and complaining about Paulina Rubio and how she is ruining the show. It’s Daily Plight, and The Dude isn’t paying attention to baseball.