I’m In Love With Martina McBride, But I’m Voting for Sanjaya!

By:

The Dude on the Right

It’s country night this week, with Martina McBride being the coach/mentor. 
I will assume many of the contestants had no idea who she was, but I’ve always
found her fabulously hot, especially with her gorgeous blue eyes and with the
longer hair she was sporting for this week’s show.  Martina really seemed
to be trying to help the contestants, which probably goes along with her country
roots, and for a change, most of them seemed to listen to what she had to say. 
As it goes, here’s my wrap-up:

Phil: Sings "Where The Blacktop Ends." 
All I could think is that if he wore a cowboy hat, or what is even more popular
now for country dudes, a baseball cap, I would maybe stop thinking about his
bald head.  He performed well enough that this might keep him around for
another week.  Country might be his niche.

Jordin: Sings "Broken
Wing."  Did a nice version of the song, but crackled here and there. 
I hate being superficial with her, but she could still afford to lose a pound or
two because her voice kicks butt.  She listened to Martina’s advice to just
sing the song, and did a good job.

Sanjaya: Sings "Let’s Give Them
Something to Talk About."  Nice bandana and hair!  He’s back to being
the Sanjaya we know and love, one that can’t sing and is just trying to be
quirky.  If he’s not in the bottom three we know the Sanjaya movement is in
full force!  Vote for Sanjaya!

LeKisha: Sings "Jesus, Take the
Wheel."  Yup, it’s the Carrie Underwood song.  Finally an outfit that
works great for her, and she really seemed to get the Carrie Underwood/country
vibe.  Of all of the times I have seen her, this was the most I have ever
liked her, except for one thing she can’t fix yet, and that’s the gap between
her front teeth.  Maybe this one sounded better on TV than in the studio
because I actually liked her this week.

Chris: Sings "Mayberry." 
Throw a baseball cap on this dude and Kenny Chesney might have something to
worry about.  Why have the dudes suddenly become country singers?


Melinda:
Sings "Trouble is a Woman."  She knows how to "bring it," but
her top was iffy on the outfit side.  She brought the sass, she sang fine,
and just did a great job.  Paula is dancing, so maybe that’s a good sign
for Melinda.  Simon even liked it, and gave some other great advice about
stopping being so humble.

Blake: Sings "When the Stars Go Blue." 
Other than the sweater, and his seeming to miss the falsetto moments, and
missing other notes, we found out he couldn’t "sing" the song okay, but
"performed" it nicely.  From the judges comments I guess it sounded a hell
of a lot better live because I thought he sounded lousy.

And in wrapping up
this week’s synopsis I don’t think Simon, Paula, nor Randy understand this era
of country, nor did they ever really like most any country movement.  The
country week for this group makes the voting a total toss-up.  Phil sang
well but needed a hat; Jordin has a lot of potential – just don’t go bulimic;
Sanjaya, is, well, Sanjaya; I thought LeKisha was great but needs better teeth;
Chris just needed a baseball cap; Melinda, well, she did the best; and Blake was
a performer, not a singer tonight.

Since Gina is gone I only have one person
to vote for now, and you probably know who that is.  Since I can’t vote for
Martina McBride, I’m voting for Sanjaya!!!

That’s it for this one! I’m The Dude on the Right!! L8R!!!

Stu is Stranded, so Here’s a Blog About “Head Case” and “The Bronx Bunny Show.”

By:

The Dude on the Right

Normally on Mondays it’s our latest podcast of

“Stu & The Dude’s Weekend Wrap-Up!”
, but Stu Gotz is stranded on the east
coast and now knows the furry of what a
nor’easter is. So I
figured that rather than do a solo podcast recapping my weekend, nor do any
guessing or blaming or analyzing about today’s huge news story, namely the
shootings at Virginia Tech (why do they hold press conferences when they don’t
have any answers yet), I thought I would do a blog about a couple of new shows
coming to the Starz cable
network.

A little while ago the mailman left this giant piece of cardboard (he
obviously couldn’t figure out how to deliver this thing as it was folded
haphazardly to maybe fit in his mailbag.) This piece of cardboard held the
screener for “The Bronx Bunny Show.” Not having gotten any screeners from the
Starz people before I was intrigued, and really hoped the show would be
entertaining so I could give a glowing review and maybe be sent more screeners
from them. I watched the screener. All I know is thank goodness there seemed to
be a mailing screw-up because about a week later I was resent the screener for
“The Bronx Bunny Show,” (the both of them made nice “Elton John” style
spectacles), but on the better side, this later mailing also included “Head
Case,” which actually made me laugh.

Both shows premiere on Starz on Wednesday, April 18th, as part of “The Starz
Comedy Hour.” “Head Case” seems to lead the hour at 11PM (EDT), followed by
“Martin Lawrence Presents 1st Amendment Stand-up” (which I didn’t get a screener
for), followed by “The Bronx Bunny Show” around 11:45. So I suppose I first just
blast the Bunny show, before I get to the potential of “Head Case.”

“The Bronx Bunny Show” has two puppet characters, Bronx Bunny (a brown
bunny), and Teddy T. (a panda). They “move” from the Bronx to LA to stage an
“interview” show where they ask questions to celebrities that “Leno, Letterman,
and certainly not Oprah” would ask. So yes, the language is adult, and the
questions are meant to be provocative, and Teddy T. is supposed to be the “rude”
one. For the screener I watched the guests were Howie Mandel (the “Deal or No
Deal” dude) and Stacy Kiebler (from wrestling and “Dancing With the Stars.”) Now
I don’t know if this is “scripted” or not, but Stacy didn’t seem to get it, and
pretty much was asked questions about getting naked, which, well, a popular
satellite radio personality has already perfected. Howie Mandel at least seemed
to get the concept of the show, and played along, complete with being
“disgusted” at Teddy T. taking a dump during the interview, especially with Mr.
Mandel being germ-a-phobic, and having a great joke about him playing “Deal or
No Deal” with his wife. But again, the puppet’s interviewing wasn’t anything new
for me, and I kept fixating that whomever was doing the puppeting of Bronx Bunny
seemed to be doing a crappy job with the “mouth-moving” part of the puppeting. I
hate to say it, but “The Bronx Bunny Show” just wasn’t funny for me, that the
questions are actually asked by someone else who does it better, and thank
goodness the screener was only about 20 minutes long.

Then, with the new mailing, I popped in the screener for “Head Case” and saw
a show that seems to have potential.

The concept of “Head Case” is pretty simple: Dr. Elizabeth Goode (Alexandra
Wentworth) is a therapist to the stars, but she is sometimes as scatterbrained
as the celebrities she is trying to help. She has an office assistant who likes
to blab about who is coming in, and she shares her office space with Dr. Myron
Finkelstein (Steve Landesberg), who’s practice is failing so he keeps trying to
cherry-pick her clients.

With that we are introduced to “fake” therapy sessions with real celebrities.
My screeners included Jason Priestley, Rich Eisen, and Shelby Lynn among others.
The best part was that the celebrities worked with it, especially Jason
Priestley who let “Dr. Goode” therapy him into dressing in women’s clothes and
wearing make-up, while Dr. Finkelstein was more Andy Dick’s kind of therapist
since he could prescribe drugs.

Of the two shows I think “Head Case” might just end up on my TiVo to see
where it goes because it was quirky and made me laugh. I guess the 10-week run
of the series is already set, but my hope for “Head Case” is that they just
don’t try to ram a new celebrity or two down our throat every week, and that we
start to develop what happens in their subsequent sessions (i.e. Does Jason
Priestley show up next time dressed in drag now that he is comfortable in it?)

And so this blog hasn’t really been a blog, but more a review of two TV shows
on cable, for adults. Sadly I really didn’t like “The Bronx Bunny Show,” but
“Head Case” has a lot of potential in the “Curb Your Enthusiasm” tone, and keeps
it tight enough at only 15 minutes long so you might not get bored saying
“Alright, I get it already. She’s a kooky therapist.” Then you watch it the next
week, when, if it would get to the 16 minute mark, you would be saying again
“Alright, I get it already. She’s a kooky therapist.”

Sorry about the review-length blog, but I don’t really have a spot for
reviews of TV shows (maybe I need to set up a new area on the site since TV is
part of my life, but I’m sorry, I digress), but Podcast-wise I’ll be back on
Thursday with some “American Idol” recaps, among other things, and next week Stu
and I should be back together to get a "weekend/last couple of weeks" wrap-up
done.

That’s it for this one! I’m The Dude on the Right!! L8R!!!

What’s New? Stu & The Dude Reviewin’ the Movies for You! Blades of Glory

For this episode of “Stu & The Dude Reviewin’ the Movies for You!”, Stu Gotz and The Dude on the Right tackle the Will Ferrell/Jon Heder flick “Blades of Glory.” Sure, The Dude did a written review a couple of weeks ago, but for this video podcast Stu needs to be taught a lesson, and The Dude is just the one to teach him.

Episode 9: Blades of Glory

A Video Review of “Blades of Glory"

The Star
Ratings
Stu Gotz:

4 3/4 Stars

The Dude:

The Movie is:
Rated: PG-13
It’s 1:33 Long


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I did a full-blown written review for

"Blades of Glory,"
but that’s not nearly as fun as me teaching Stu Gotz a
lesson about how things should be for people skating on the ice.  We both
loved the movie, found it funny as hell, but Stu also thought he would be a
total pain in the ass and give the movie 4 3/4 stars out of 5.  Some days I
just want to hit him with a stick.

Thanks for watching!

That’s it for this one!  I’m The Dude on the Right!!  L8R!!!

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Blades of Glory
– Movie Stats & Links

Starring: Will Ferrell, Jon Heder, Amy Poehler, Craig T. Nelson, Jenna Fischer
MPAA Rated: PG-13
The Movie is: 93 Minutes long.
Released By:
Dreamworks Pictures
Movie Web Site:
www.bladesofglorymovie.com
Kiddie Movie: There’s a lot of
adult content.
Date Movie: If she likes Will
Ferrell comedies.
Gratuitous Sex: Some boob grabbing
and cleavage.
Gratuitous
Violence:
Some fighting and
cross-bow shooting.
Action: Some chasing, but
not really action.
Laughs: From start to
finish.
Memorable
Scene:
Too many were
memorable.
Memorable
Quote:
Too many to quote.
Directed By: Will Speck, Josh
Gordon
Produced By: Ben Stiller,
Stuart Cornfield, John Jacobs


What’s New? A Podcast of: The Don Imus School of What Not to Do, “The Sopranos,” and Sanjaya is Still Safe!

The Dude on the Right returns for this podcast thinking Don Imus might actually be remembered in the annals of radio teaching of what not to do when you put your foot in your mouth, rather than for his radio career. He also wasn’t that pleased with the return of “The Sopranos,” and although sad to see Haley on “American Idol” go, The Dude is happy Sanjaya is still around, mostly, according to him, because of his campaigning, and not that of Howard Stern nor the Vote for the Worst folks. The Dude on the Right is also sometimes delusional.

The Don Imus School of What Not to Do, “The Sopranos,” and Sanjaya is Still Safe!

By:

The Dude on the Right

Well we missed our last installment of "Stu & The Dude’s Weekend Wrap-Up!"
because I was off playing hooky seeing the Chicago Cubs’ Home Opener. 
Sadly they lost to Houston, on a cold, cold, cold, Monday afternoon.  But
this podcast really isn’t about baseball, it pretty much has three topics. 
First comes my Don Imus talk, who has been fired from everything now, and how I
think the latest chapter of his career will be inserted into every broadcast
school’s curriculum under the topic "What not to do when you put your foot in
your mouth on the air."  Second comes how I was disappointed in the return
of "The Sopranos," and
Bobby
Bakala is still fat
.  And finally, it being Thursday, and yesterday
being Wednesday, of course I talk about American Idol and how I was sad to see
Haley go because she is hot, hope Phil goes next week, and Sanjaya is still
alive, no thanks to Howard
Stern
, no thanks to
votefortheworst.com
, but mostly thanks to me because of my crusade to keep
him on the show.  Yup, that’s my story, and I’m sticking to it.

That’s it for this one!  I’m The Dude on the Right!!  L8R!!!

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Why Is It Sanjaya Seemed to Get It?

By:

The Dude on the Right

At least Jennifer Lopez seems to be giving some of the singers some real advice
this week, although it appears none of the contestants, except maybe Sanjaya,
actually took it. Maybe the other “coaches” in previous weeks gave just as much
advice, but with one more contestant gone it gave J Lo more screen time. Here’s
my rundown of the contestants…

Melinda: Sings “Sway.” Since we all know she can sing, unless she
forgets words or falls on her face, it’s about looks. The giant smile with the
upper gum is still a bad look, the hair makes her look old, not 20 years old –
50 years old. Keep it hip girl.

LeKisha: Sings “Conga.” Most camera shots were far away, or
highlighting the band, because, and since we know she can sing, she looked
stuffed into that dress. Like Melinda she sounded fine, but superficiality will
be her downfall right now.

Chris: Sings “Smooth,” the Rob Thomas/Santana version. He’s still
singing too low for the song most people recognize, and I’ve met Rob Thomas,
even though it was a bunch of years ago – and Chris is no Rob Thomas. Maybe
Paula really needs to see Rob Thomas to sing it to her because she seemed to like Chris.

Haley: Sings “Turn the Beat Around.” Nice shorts but needs less up
top. She sings okay but needed to practice some Shakira “moves” to maybe get her
to the next round, especially for this song. Simon knows the score, and if she
would only embrace it she could actually win. She’s practicing the wrong things,
like singing.

Phil: Sings “Maria.” He’s got a hat back on, but all of us already are
stuck with his bald head in our heads. He’s trying to be a Latin singer, but he
doesn’t have the machismo to pull it off, and his voice is cracking in a lot of
places. Please let him go ahead of Haley.

Jordin: Sings “The Rhythm Is Gonna Get You.” Why is it that none of
these folks seem to understand Latin music? It’s singing combined with body
movement and emotion. Jordin still looks a little chubbier than I remember, even
though her singing is good. She’s just not working it with her body.

Blake: Sings “I Need to Know.” Nice hat. He epitomizes the white guy
dance. The song exudes sex, and he, well, doesn’t. Maybe it was better live, but
on TV he sucked for me.

Sanjaya: Sings a Spanish song that I don’t know that the title is. Oh
my God, I hate to say this, but of all of the singers he understood the “Latin”
theme and nailed it.

Performance-wise, and I can’t believe I’m saying this, but Sanjaya actually
got the theme of the night, while most of the others sucked. Sure, they can
sing, but we are starting to see most of them don’t know how to perform. In a
shocker I can see LeKisha getting the boot, but is should probably be Haley or
Phil who get the boot. I’m hoping Phil gets booted, and that Haley wears a
little less next week!

That’s it for this one! I’m The Dude on the Right!! L8R!!!

What’s New? A Movie Review of “Grindhouse: Planet Terror & Death Proof.”

For his movie review of “Grindhouse,” which included two separate movies, “Planet Terror” and “Death Proof,” The Dude on the Right found it kind of funny that people complained about the lousy projection of the film. He sort of likes both films, but thought “Planet Terror” took too long to get the machine gun put on Cherry’s leg stump, and “Death Proof” had way too much dialogue and not enough killing.

Happy Easter, Passover, or Just Have a Nice Day.

By:

The Dude on the Right

Today is Easter, and thanks to the boys of "South Park" we found out why the
Easter Bunny is such an important aspect of the holy day.  It has nothing
to do with some bizarre "rabbits are fertile" nor "you couldn’t eat eggs during
lent" tradition, as
Wikipedia
wants to explain, rather it is because Peter, yea, the first Pope, was a bunny
rabbit.  The proof is in the wacky hat the pope wears.

But other than
some reassessment of my faith by the "South Park" boys, Easter is usually just a
day of traditions wrapped around the story of the resurrection of Jesus. 
My buddy Stu asked about some of the traditions our family had, and other than
the Polish tradition of ham and sausage for dinner, like lots of folks in
Lorain, OH, there was the dressing up in your Sunday best, heading to church,
and then heading to Lakeview Park to get your picture taken in front of the
giant "Easter" basket.  And maybe my memory is being selective right now,
but the other thing I seem to remember about having to get our picture taken
that morning was that the weather was usually crappy, even if it was sunny,
because it was at best cold with the wind coming off of the lake, kinda like
most of my memories of attending the Chicago Cubs Opening Day (where the weather
forecast for tomorrow is maybe breaking the 40 degree mark with flurries).

And
with that trip down memory lane, whether you are celebrating Easter, Passover,
or just wondering who that Jesus dude was and what’s he have to do with an
Easter Bunny, Egg Hunts, and chocolate, I hope you had a nice weekend, and I
hope you vote for Sanjaya after Tuesday’s American Idol.

That’s it for this one! I’m The Dude on the Right!! L8R!!!