Category: Movies

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The Dude on the Right
I had a great plan, it was simply to see four movies in two days, those movies
being "Clerks
II," "My
Super Ex-Girlfriend," "Monster
House," and "The
Lady in the Water."  In the immortal words of Meat Loaf, no, wait, he
was a little short of this, he only had "Two Out of Three Ain’t Bad."  Me,
I had three out of four.  But the bad part is this weekend, I was only able
to get one review done, and this might sound weird, but it was because of flies,
and I’ll also blame Whammy, but I suppose, really, it’s not her fault. 
Nope, it was my fault asking her if she wanted to see a movie in 3-D with me
losing a couple of hours of valuable reviewing time, stuck at a great Italian
restaurant and great good, with interesting conversation as only Whammy seems to
come up with.  In a nutshell, who the hell would try to set her up with a
"Metal-Head" and a hunter?

So this weekend that was supposed to be full of
movie reviews became about trying to see movies, killing a lot of flies, and
having some really good food, although I did get an offer Stu will wonder why I
turned it down.  All I got done was one movie review, a lot of flies killed, and this blog. 
Dammit, there were a lot of flies.  And I still don’t know why.

That’s it for this one! I’m The Dude on the Right!! L8R!!!

For this movie review of “Little Man,” The Dude on the Right finds another Wayans’ movie that had so much potential to be a comedy treasure, but again lost it in the direction it decided to take. He thought it would have been better in a PG mode, geared at the kids, but he did enjoy the bouncing boobies, even with the clothes on.

For this movie review of “You, Me and Dupree,” The Dude on the Right admits that the movie is really about a 3 1/2 star film out of 5. He gives it 4 1/2 stars not because of nudity, not because of action, and not because of the great shots of Kate Hudson’s butt, but because of a song from his “Heartland” that was in the film. It’s from The Michael Stanley Band, and he couldn’t believe he heard it, but thought it was way-appropriately included in the scene. Song aside, he still thinks it’s a good movie for both the dudes and dudettes.

For this podcast The Dude on the Right talks about his really looking forward to “Snakes on a Plane,” thanks his readers, and is looking for some help in printing a Google Calendar in color. He tries to keep the podcast shorter for his sister and his niece, but still talks too fast.

For this movie review of “Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest,” The Dude on Right has already fallen in love with all of the characters of the movie from the first film, and is planning on stalking and professing to Keira Knightley his love for her. But as far as the movie, The Dude was a little disappointed that the story lacked a lot even though the effects were great. He’s looking forward to the third part of the trilogy because it seems to show a better story.

For this podcast of “Stu & The Dude’s Weekend Wrap-Up,” Stu & The Dude have confilicting weekends. They both saw “Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest,” and Mama Gotz is looking to save some money. The Dude on the Right had the most productive Sunday ever, and it’s looking like Stu will have a funner weekend next weekend while The Dude, well, won’t.

For this movie review of “The Devil Wears Prada,” The Dude on the Right comes right out of the box and admits he liked it. He thought the women were hot, especailly since some of the times the outfits were skimpy, and really enjoyed Meryl Streep, doing a fantastic job as the bitchiest of bosses. He also finds Anne Hathaway attractive, but isn’t sure why.

For this podcast of “Stu & The Dude’s Weekend Wrap-Up,” The Dude on the Right didn’t realize a relationship spat could last two hours, Stu Gotz tells of his performing his first marriage ceremony, and Stu found himself, with his family, in the middle of a Little People of America convention. There’s also some usual movie talk, and The Dude hopes he hasn’t killed his fish.

For this movie review of “Superman Returns,” The Dude on the Right enjoyed that they kept the story a little more serious than those of the Christopher Reeve time. He also loved Kevin Spacey‘s take as Lex Luther, and wishes Kate Bosworth, umm, Lois Lane, would cover him the was she did Superman.

For this movie review of “Click,” The Dude on the Right is disappointed and worred because lately Adam Sandler hasn’t been able to bring the funny. He’s just still happy that Kate Beckinsale is still smokin’ hot, and would like to role-play with her, even though she has her own dude.