Your Workaholic Siblings

Andy was born in May, is a Taurus, and therefore is stubborn and likes gardening. He would have money, or at least a focus for making money, so says his horoscope, except he’s missing one thing, namely a workaholic sibling. He wonders if you are one of the lucky ones because it might lead to riches.

Bound by Flesh

If you have ever wondered what it would be like to stuck to your brother or sister for all of your life, “Bound by Flesh” is a great documentary showing the challenges faced, especially in the days when “Freakery sells.” Andy gives it 4 stars out of 5.

Everyone Has Gotten Caught Shoplifting

Andy has shoplifted, at least according the anti-shoplifting detectors, and figures you probably have as well. Sometimes he wonders how those detectors actually work, but this time he wonders about your actions when the alarms go off.

When Funny is Shot Down

Andy nearly spit out his coffee when he saw the magazine covers, but his wife failed to see the humor in his new-found funny. Andy wonders about funny being shot down, but mostly if you find this picture funny.

The Halloween Lie?

Left with bags of candy, Andy is beginning to think that the stories of masses of trick-or-treaters is just propaganda perpetrated by the candy companies. He’s left with bags of candy to eat, but wonders about the throngs of little kids that made it to your house.

It’s Peanut Butter and Jelly Time

Andy might be in his forties, but he still likes the peanut butter and jelly sandwich, even if it will get him the occasional look of “You’re an old man. What are you eating that for?” He figures they are really just jealous, and then wonders how much jelly they like on their sandwich.