For this podcast of “Stu & The Dude’s Weekend Wrap-Up!”, The Dude on the Right gives his Oscar/Academy Award show wrap-up, since he was stupid enough to watch the entire show, while Stu Gotz was smart, and didn’t. The Dude also saw “Reno 911!: Miami,” while Stu went to an aquarium and a Children’s Museum.
Stu & The Dude’s Weekend Wrap-Up!: Academy Award Talk, “Reno 911!: Miami,” and a Children’s Museum.
By:
The Dude on the Right
I have really got to stop planning doing anything the morning after The Academy
Awards, which they schedule at 3 hours, because there is no way in hell it ever
lasts, well, 3 hours. As bad as it was for us in the Midwest, I’m sure the
East Coast folks dropped off way before the major awards were announced,
because, well, the Awards ended at around 11:20 PM my time, which puts them
around 12:20 AM East time. Stu Gotz didn’t watch much of them, because he
was smart, but for this episode of "Stu & The Dude’s Weekend Wrap-Up" I start by
giving Stu my take on the Oscars, how I was bummed
"Pan’s Labyrinth" didn’t win its major award, and need to go back, thanks to
listening to Howard Stern,
and rent "Caligula."
I also tell Stu why he should go and see
"Reno 911!: Miami" and Stu tells me that if you have kids, or are dating a
dudette with kids, a good place to go in Chicago is the
Chicago Children’s
Museum. He also explains that another great place to visit is the
Shedd Aquarium
in Chicago, and was amazed at the size of the
Komodo
Dragon. It ain’t a small lizard.
Thanks for listening and your comments.
That’s it for this one! I’m The Dude on the Right!! L8R!!!
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The Academy Awards are Boring Me Right Now.
By:
The Dude on the Right
Well I survived our ice storm, and now I’m just trying to survive The Academy
Awards. I have to admit that I have been in the midst of finishing up
animating our next episode of "Stu & The Dude Reviewin’ the Movies for You," our
review of "Ghost Rider," and at this stage all I have left to do is let the
computer do its work and render all of my work into something I can post for all
of you to see, which hopefully will get finished tomorrow night. But in
that midst, The Academy Awards have been on, and I have to say other than the
slightly entertaining musical number about comedians not winning anything, it’s
been a bore-fest. The un-surprise has been that Eddie Murphy didn’t win
for best supporting actor, which most people will blame his latest work in
"Norbit" as the cause, or
worse, that the Academy is racist.
The odd part for me is that this is
probably the first year that I haven’t seen any of the films nominated for Best
Picture. I know, I suppose I’m a lousy reviewer for admitting this,
especially when, yesterday, my local gigaplex was having "Academy Award" picture
day, where for a mere $30 you could sit from 11AM until it finished and watch
all five of the films back-to-back. Rather than catch up on my films for
Oscar day, I opted to see
"Reno 911!: Miami," which I can honestly say, even though I gave it 4 stars
out of 5, has absolutely no chance of being nominated for anything for next
year’s award show.
Well, I suppose I’ll wrap-up this blog now, let my computer
do its rendering magic, and see if I can stay awake for the rest of The Academy
Awards, and see if Jennifer Hudson loses the best supporting actress award,
since it has already been bizarre that "Happy Feet" beat
"Cars."
That’s it for this one! I’m The Dude on the Right!! L8R!!!
What’s New? A Movie Review of “Reno 911!: Miami”
For this review of “Reno 911!: Miami,” The Dude on the Right really enjoyed the movie, but then again, he is King of The Land of the Easily Amused. He also thinks he had a peek into one of the screenwriting sessions as to the real reason for the beached whale scene.
What’s New? A Podcast of: Kissing Jennifer Aniston, Dancing With One Leg, and Go Gina and Leslie!
For this podcast The Dude on the Right kissed Jennifer Aniston*. He also talks about Britney Spears a little, and Anna Nicole Smith not at all. The Dude also knows why you will be watching the next season of “Dancing With the Stars,” and “American Idol” is in full force. He’s cheering on Gina and Leslie.
*In his dream.
Kissing Jennifer Aniston, Dancing With One Leg, and Go Gina and Leslie!
By:
The Dude on the Right
Having been a long-time fan of
Jennifer Aniston
I always wondered when it would finally happen, but me and her finally kissed
last night*. Let me tell you, she is a good kisser. That’s important
for me, but what’s important for you is you will watch the next season of
"Dancing With the Stars" even if you never watched it before, because
Heather Mills, used-to-be
Heather Mills-McCartney, is one of the contestants. Why? You
won’t admit it, but you want to see her leg fall off.
And then there is
"American Idol" which
has 12 dudes that aren’t that great and 12 dudettes that blow the dudes out of
the water. Me, I’m in the
Gina and
Leslie camp, at least right now, because they are from my neck of the woods,
and both are cute in their own way.
I also talk only a little about Britney
Spears and nothing about Anna Nicole Smith, because, well, this podcast would
probably go on for hours with my analysis of the both of them. And do they
really need any more analyzing?
Thanks for listening and your comments.
That’s it for this one! I’m The Dude on the Right!! L8R!!!
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* In my dream.
I’m In The Afternoon of Anna Nicole Smith.
I have gone past my period of mourning and am now into afternoon over Anna
Nicole Smith. I realized that I could not make a convincing argument that I was
the father of her daughter. Too bad. I also have not been able to place any of
my sperm-toting buddies in the same room with her at any point of time to claim
they are the father.
It does seem a damn shame this was never a
"Jerry Springer"
nor "Maury Povich"
episode ‘cuz I love a good paternity fight. Think about it! It would have been
great to see Zsa Zsa up there crying, with mascara rolling down her face, while
Prince Zsa Zsa claimed the baby as his love child. Oh, and let’s not forget good
ole Howard K Stern. I figured he would be picking up a chair and throwing it at
the ex-boyfriend calling him a liar. The whole time Anna would be attempting to
say something that did not sound like "mumbled ramblings." Too bad!
Every time I see Jerry or Maury have a good ole paternity fight I have to
chuckle. I mean loosing track of who you slept with at the same time as getting
pregnant has got to be embarrassing, especially when the 3-4 guys that "have to
be" the father turn out not to be. Oops, my bad. Guess it was the 6th guy (condoms
might be a good idea at this point).
I know sex is fun, but Ladies, have some self respect. A little spermicide
with a rubber policeman (to serve and protect) goes a looooooonnnng way. If you
do not like that idea, then keeping a calendar of who you banged, and when,
could be. This might just help keep track of the papa to be.
I also wonder why a guy would ever trust a woman in the pregnancy department
anyway. I wouldn’t, and I am a woman. Hell, your clock is ticking; the eggs are
running out, you think you are becoming an old hag that no one loves – What will
fix that??? Oh, a baby will! Remember guys, there are actually girls out there
that will advise their friends to get pregnant to trap the guy. Breaking news,
this is not an old wive’s tale, it actually happens (seen it, heard it,
witnessed it)! Tell ya one thing: NEVER TRUST A WOMAN. Unless of course she is a
millionaire, then who cares if you knock her up….she will either pay for your
silence or pay you to play daddy. Can’t lose there, can you?
Now, boys, if you’re the millionaire you can guarantee a baby is coming out
of that deal. Holy crap! That is the jackpot, you will definitely pay for her
silence or, …wait, …there is no other option, you WILL pay for her silence. As
you can tell I am on the boy’s side of this argument, mostly because I am tired
of idiots reproducing. The world is screwed up with most of us in it, why do we
think making a contribution of our genes will make it better? Please, there
should be a screening process. Idiots get fixed (hey, if it is okay for dogs why
not people?) and non-idiots are paired up with another non-idiots to make them
babies.
Now wait, I do have to take a moment and feel bad for the baby girl of Anna
Nicole, Dannielynn. She did not ask to be born to the fucked up situation,
although some words of encouragement for her…. it could be worse, Mommy could be
Britney Spears! Hmmm, do I see Britney filling the void Anna left behind! Hell
yes, and I cannot wait to see and read more.
See Ya!
Trash
What’s New? Stu & The Dude’s Weekend Wrap-Up! Britney Spears, The Daytona 500, and “Ghost Rider” Talk.
For this podcast of “Stu & The Dude’s Weekend Wrap-Up,” Stu Gotz wanted to rant about Britney Spears a bit, The Dude on the Right watched The Daytona 500, and both of them went to see “Ghost Rider.” It’s another fun-filled episode.
What’s New? Stu & The Dude’s Weekend Wrap-Up! Britney Spears, The Daytona 500, and “Ghost Rider” Talk.
By:
The Dude on the Right
Not even a crash during The Daytona 500, resulting in someone crossing the
finish line, upside down, and on fire, could keep me and Stu from getting
together today for our latest installment of "Stu & The Dude’s Weekend Wrap-Up!"
And so we got together, to chat.
Stu wanted to rant about Britney Spears,
especially after her latest haircut episode. I understood his point, but
thinking about it now, maybe her Aunt that just past away was her only true
friend. From the life she has led I wonder if she has those true friends,
like most of us have, who have the ability to stop us from, well, shaving our
heads and getting tattoos, unless, of course, all of use are totally shit-faced
at the same time.
Both of us saw "Ghost Rider," and neither of us thought it really sucked.
Me, I watched The Daytona
500, where 3/4 of the race was a tad dull, and then all hell broke loose
where it was a cross between, well,
NASCAR, and
"Talladega Nights."
Thanks for listening and your comments.
That’s it for this one! I’m The Dude on the Right!! L8R!!!
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Thanks to Howard Stern I’m Now Just Greedy.
By:
The Dude on the Right
I’ve always had two answers as to why I haven’t found, nor actively looked for,
a woman to marry yet. One was that right now I like all of my stuff.
When the day comes that I only like half of my stuff I will then actively pursue
the woman of my dreams. I can then be content knowing that if, or as seems
to be the case nowadays when, my marriage comes to an end, the only thing I have
to hope is that she likes the half of my stuff I no longer like. In a
worst case scenario I am stuck with half of my stuff that I did like at one
time.
The other answer was because of a man. I suppose that really isn’t
an answer, but rather his name led to a pathway of explanations that seemed to
make so much sense. He explained many a time why marriage is the worst
contract a man can ever enter into. He also explained, as he seemed to be
in complete bliss with girlfriend, as to why would he want to change anything
with the woman he loved since things were going so well. He also explained
that if things did need to end, that by not being married it would be easier to
complete the split. He explained that there didn’t seem to be a reason to
be married as neither of them wanted children. And he also commented on
all of the things that would likely change with marriage, like less sex, more
getting ordered around, and the wife letting herself go physically, things that
he has seen happen with those around him who tied the knot. That man was
Howard Stern.
But I
can use him no more because this morning he announced that he is officially
engaged to his long-time girlfriend,
Beth Ostrosky. Yes,
congratulations are in order, and Howard tried really hard to explain, well,
that he is only engaged, and not married. But lots of men, this morning,
lost their probable last excuse for justification to their girlfriend that they
shouldn’t get married. "Honey, look at how happy Howard Stern is with his
girlfriend, and they aren’t married. Why would we want to risk our love
with such a drastic change?" – Sorry dudes, you can’t use that line, anymore.
"Honey, we don’t need to have a silly ceremony to profess our love.
Everyone can see the love we have for each other by our actions, just like
Howard and Beth!" – Nope, dudes, forget about that one, also.
Being 39 I
suppose I could still use Howard Stern as my excuse, for a little while longer,
as to why I haven’t found the perfect woman, like when, at the local watering
hole, my buddies ask "Dude, why haven’t you found the woman of your dreams?", I
can simply say "Because she’s not old enough to get in this bar, yet."
Anyway,
congrats again to Howard (and Beth)! Beth sounds like a sweetheart and he
seems totally lucky to have found her. But this morning Howard Stern also
threw lots of dudes under the bus because all they will be hearing now from
their dudette is "… but Howard proposed to Beth?" I’ve at least got a
little while longer to use Howard Stern as my reason for not finding the girl I
will marry. After that, I guess, I’m just a greedy bastard because it will
take a truly special girl to stop me from liking all of my stuff.
That’s it for this one! I’m The Dude on the Right!! L8R!!!