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The Girl Next Door
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Starring: Elisha Cuthbert, and sorry, I’m a dude, no one else matters.
MPAA Rated: R
Released By: 20th Century Fox
Directed By: Luke Greenfield
Produced By: Harry Gittes, Charles Gordon, Marc Sternberg

The Girl Next Door
A Movie Preview

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MPAA Rated - R

It's 1:49 Long
Release Date: 03/27/04

A Preview by
The Dude on the Right
So the nerdy high school senior has a hot girl move in next door and he falls in love with her, but then again, what nerdy high school senior wouldn’t? Getting caught as a peeping Tom, she makes him do some humiliating stuff, but then takes it upon herself to turn this nerdy kid into a fun dude, and they end up liking each other. Then he finds out she is a porn star, and now seems to be trying to get her to stop, saying she’s better than that. Well, her manager doesn’t seem to appreciate our hero getting her out of the biz, so we get the dorkiest line I’ve heard in a while “Is the juice worth the squeeze?” Can our hero get the girl out of the business, does she really want to get out of the business, will she get naked?

Some are comparing this to “Risky Business,” and I guess for the new generation it kinda is, but for me, Risky wins on the line, “Once in a while you have to say ‘What the fuck.’” This one's got Elisha Cuthbert, who I have a new found appreciation for after seeing her in Maxim, so that’s enough to get me in the theater. Hopefully the movie will be good, too.

That’s it for this preview! I’m The Dude on the Right!! L8R!!!


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