Remote Control Madness, “Survivor: Gabon,” and Who’s to Blame?

By:

The Dude on the Right

Who knew that buying a new TV would send my life into a remote control meltdown,

but for this podcast
, as much as I’m happy I have my new HDTV, all of a
sudden I have realized that my way-cool Philips Pronto remote control, that
works through walls, needs to be reprogrammed, and if any of you know a good
location to get hex remote codes (I used to have a link through Premise Systems,
but I guess they are gone), I would greatly appreciate an e-mail with where to
go.  Sure, this last sentence probably means absolutely nothing to most of
you, but to us remote control programming nuts, trust me, it makes total sense.

But my lame remote control woes aside, TV is starting to kick into high gear,
especially with "Survivor: Gabon" starting tonight, and yes, I’m still watching
Survivor, much to the worrisome of my BFF.  I have to say I haven’t gotten
sucked back into "Dancing With the Stars," but I am back on board for "The
Biggest Loser: Families" and "Heroes."  The tricky part about T.V., though,
right now, is that The Chicago Cubs have secured a playoff spot, the Chicago
White Sox are letting the end of this season be a nail-biter, and even though I
now have five ways to record shows, sports are always best watched live. 
And I don’t have my programmable remote set up to help me with any of this yet.

Lastly, there’s also some blame to go around for a change in my weekend plans,
and who better to blame than a country.

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What’s New? A Podcast of: Bears, Emmy’s, T.V., TiVo, and No “Buddy Christ” Explanation.

The
Dude on the Right is lonely, and
flying solo for this podcast, and doesn’t even
explain to the audio world why "The Buddy Christ" is back where he belongs, at
least in the world of The Dude on the Right.  He does, though, talk about
his football team, the Chicago Bears, still sucking, how the Emmy Awards sucked,
but the only thing infiltrating the mind of The Dude right now, other than
wondering how his BFF will accept him into the fall season, is how he will be
able to TiVo all of his favorite T.V. shows, especially since he now owns an
HDTV.  On a Monday when The Dude could have probably used someone to talk
to, namely Stu Gotz, especially to tell him about the secret to maybe relieving
his congested nose during allergy season, well, The Dude is relegated to viewing
television, on a crystal clear, high-def TV screen, yet wondering how to record "Survivor:
Gabon" in high-def.

The Dude really needs to win the
lottery.

Bears, Emmy’s, T.V., TiVo, and No “Buddy Christ” Explanation.

By:

The Dude on the Right

Yup,
I’m totally on my game.  Not. 

I open this podcast
simply stating "The Buddy Christ is back where he
belongs, and Stu Gotz, isn’t here.", and do I explain?  Maybe I explain a
little about Stu, but other than during the opening there is no other mention of
"The Buddy Christ," who is now back, where he belongs, after a "leaning over"
issue that sent a candle, speaker, mouse charger, and The Buddy Christ careening
to the floor.  Things were picked up, though something seemed to be
missing, and all of a sudden I realized my Buddy was missing.  There he
was, on the floor, behind the podcast computer, so I used my "Bull Penis" putter
to wrangle him out of a mess of cables, and now, The Buddy Christ, is back where
he belongs!  This is such a longer story than I can relate in a preamble to
a podcast summary.

But enough about something I don’t talk about during this
podcast, I lonely-ing talk about my disgruntleness with The Chicago Bears, how
The Emmy’s still suck, and as this TV season begins, and my BFF only knows me
from my summer, mostly miscellaneous T.V. viewing, she might just be in for the
shock of her life come this Fall Season.  Yup, I’ve got a new TV, one of
those newfangled HDTV’s, and now I might need another new TiVo, which might not
be bad a bad idea so I can actually record all of the shows I want to, in HD, or
move my computer bunker, but for now I’m just torn what Monday night shows
should end up on my TiVo Season Pass, between "Heroes," "The Big Bang Theory,"
"How I Met Your Mother," "Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles," "Dancing
With the Stars," and next week "Chuck" comes back to really throw a
monkey-wrench into the mix.

I’ve got three, boring, normal, TiVo tuners, so
I’m still studying the TV schedule as I type this, but it looks like "Dancing
With the Stars" will get the boot, for now, because if Cloris Leachman does fall
down, I know it will be on YouTube.  And don’t get me started about my
Thursday TiVo-ing, with the premiers of "Survivor: Gabon," "My Name is Earl,"
and, to be able to talk with my BFF, I might have to fit "Grey’s Anatomy" in my
TiVo-ing!

A blog might come later about TiVo-ing "The Biggest Loser:
Families," but maybe I should watch that when I wake up and groggily get on my
exercise bike.

What I would almost give for another writer’s strike right now.

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What’s New? Hurricane Ike talk with The W.G.N. gets decimated by the tornado that is The W.F.N.

The
Dude on the Right just wanted

a nice podcast with The W.G.N.
, maybe talking about Hurricane Ike that hit
the Houston area, but then a tornado infiltrated the podcast, namely The W.F.N. 
All of a sudden it was talk about graduating from high school, The Dude
disrespecting The W.F.N., her wanting her own podcast, and well, just about
anything else she wanted to comment about because that girl has things to say,
and she damn well will do her best to make sure you hear it!

It was a fun diversion for The Dude, talking to The W.F.N., but with podcast
time running down, it didn’t leave too much time left for The Dude to converse
with The W.G.N., but they did get in some sport’s talk, some college talk, and
yes, even some hurricane talk.

The W.F.N. definitely needs her own podcast platform, but The Dude just
wonders if he’ll be able to control her so he doesn’t lose any advertisers.

Hurricane Ike talk with The W.G.N. gets decimated by the tornado that is The W.F.N.

By:

The Dude on the Right

I
had every intention of

this podcast being somewhat calm with The W.G.N.
, us talking about Hurricane
Ike and its effect on his life, maybe some sports, but then a tornado
infiltrated our lives, namely The W.F.N., (that would be the World’s Fantastical
Niece), and as she worried about my concern for her well-being, The W.F.N. tells
me her plans after high school, sort of, and I think I’ve decided that she might
have a comedian side to her, not as Steven Wright, but a twisted cross between
Lisa Lampanelli and Mitch Hedberg (and yes, that’s a huge compliment).  If she isn’t too busy being a high
school senior, and if she’s up for it, I might have to add a third podcast with
her for the week.

But as the reigns were pulled back in, or rather The W.F.N.
gave the headset back to The W.G.N., things get back to sports, including the
Chicago Cubs and Houston Astros, and some football talk.  And as I petition
for another Twitter follower, I also talk some college talk with The World’s
Greatest Nephew about my being an asshole and a communist.

At the end of it
all I’m just glad my family weathered the Hurricane Ike storm, but wonder if I
can handle future podcasts with the tornado that is The W.F.N.

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What’s New? A Podcast of: Stu & The Dude’s Weekend Wrap-Up! Rain, Movies, TV, and A Loud Starbucks.

Stu Gotz somehow convinced The Dude on the Right that they should record
their

"Weekend Wrap-Up!" podcast
at a Starbucks, and even though the music was
loud, it did make for some nice, background music, even if it distracted The
Dude.  The both of them, though, overcame the background music to talk
about the boatloads of rain that were dumped on the Midwest over the weekend,
they both talk a bit about Hurricane Ike and the people who want to be rescued
in Galveston now that the storm is gone, and hey, why not critique Tina Fey
playing Sarah Palin on "Saturday Night Live?"  Sure, they both liked Tina,
didn’t think Michael Phelps did that great on SNL, Stu’s got questions about the
ending of "3:10 to Yuma" while The Dude thinks Stu might piss his pants during
one scene of "Burn After Reading," but a podcast with Stu and The Dude wouldn’t
be complete without some talk about TV, and The Dude on the Right needs to quit
reviewing his visits to church.  The Dude does give a shout-out to his BFF,
if you followed The
Dude’s Twitter
you would have been texted to see Carlos Zambrano of The
Chicago Cubs get a no-hitter, and if you’re looking for Sarah Silverman in
skimpy underwear, go ahead and rent "I Want Someone to Eat Cheese With." 
Just don’t ask The Dude what a "Hoagie Shack" is because he couldn’t remember
the term during his "review" while talking with Stu.

Stu & The Dude’s Weekend Wrap-Up! Rain, Movies, TV, and A Loud Starbucks.

By:

The Dude on the Right

So Stu Gotz calls me and says, "Dude, I can’t meet you at my place, so let’s do
our

‘Weekend Wrap-Up!’ podcast
at the Starbucks in Bolingbrook, IL."  I
should have known better, because I’ve met Stu at that coffee shop before, and
the music is always WAY loud, but rather than doing another solo podcast, oh, I
thought, "What the hell?  Let’s give it a try!"  At least we get
background music.

But loud, Starbucks’ music aside, our podcast deals with
talk of rain, because here in the Midwest we got tons of rain.  Sure, it
wasn’t as much rain as those folks in Texas, with Hurricane Ike making landfall
over the weekend and my sister almost getting thrown out into the storm (a topic
for a future podcast with The W.G.N.), but one must wonder if God, or maybe the
Devil, or who is Mother Nature anyway, might be pissed at us, and I think those
people who "stuck it out" in Galveston should be left to fend for themselves. 
Sure, that’s a segue into some religion talk, but with the rain, both of our
weekends dealt with some movies having Stu catch "3:10 To Yuma" via his Netflix
queue, and my seeing "Burn After Reading" at the theater and "I Want Someone to
Eat Cheese" thanks to my Netflix queue, both with my BFF.  Stu is freaked
by a "Joe’s Crab Shack" commercial, I got to see Carlos Zambrano pitch a
no-hitter, and Stu is excited about his cable TV shows finishing up while I have
TiVo setting up to do as "The Biggest Loser," "Heroes," "Chuck," and nearly
every other show I love to watch on TV starts up in the next couple of weeks.

And we both thought

Tina Fey was great as Sarah Palin
, yet Michael Phelps, not so great as most
of anything (except
his "diet" skit
) on Saturday Night Live this past weekend.

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What’s New? A Podcast of: I Hate Ike, Getting Shot, Forgetting “The Goonies,” and Remembering The World Trade Center

The
Dude on the Right is flying solo for this podcast
mostly because he didn’t
want to invite The W.G.N. to be a guest podcaster, thereby delaying The W.G.N.’s
getting out of Dodge, or at least Houston.  The Dude realizes he missed his
opportunity for "I Hate Ike" buttons and bumper stickers, but is happy that he
only got shot in a dream, by a dude who looked like Chunk from the movie "The
Goonies."

The Dude also does some reflecting on the anniversary or September 11th,
remembering that he was actually at the top of The World Trade Center in 1985,
and is kind of sad that Presidential politics has come to sound bites about a
"lipstick on a pig" comment that has been around for years, rather than the
actual issues we really care about.  The Dude isn’t perfect by not joining
in with the stupidness of it all, but hey, he’s only a dude.

I Hate Ike, Getting Shot, Forgetting “The Goonies,” and Remembering The World Trade Center

By:

The Dude on the Right

It’s
another solo podcast
this time, mostly because I didn’t want The W.G.N.
delaying his getting out of Dodge, or at least Houston, what with Hurricane Ike
barreling down on the area like a lipsticked pig would be drawn to mud, in order
to be a part of, well, my discussing getting shot, September 11th, and if you
can actually put lipstick on a pig.  Oh, hell, I can’t even figure out the
controversy with the Barack Obama lipstick thing because if anyone thinks he was
calling Vice Presidential Candidate Sarah Palin a pig, well, are you stupid? 
She’s the furthest thing from a "pig" that we have ever probably had running for
Vice President.

But this podcast isn’t a lot about politics, I do explain a
dream I had last night where I got shot even though I was just trying to help,
about my forgetting the movie "The Goonies," and on the anniversary of September
11th, today being Patriot Day and all, for whatever reason I flipped through an
old scrapbook and remembered that I had actually been at the top of The World
Trade Center, back in 1985, and have a picture that can never be taken from the
spot I was standing in ever again.  Weirdly, it took me too long to
remember this.

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What’s New? A Podcast of: Bears Win!, A Dead TV, The MTV VMA’s, and no Stu Gotz.

This should be a “Weekend Wrap-Up!”, but The Dude on the Right is flying solo for this podcast because Stu Gotz decided to see Mickey Mouse. Actually, it was mostly Mama Gotz and the LIttle Gotz’s that wanted to see Mickey, but, in any case, The Dude is left to lament about his TV woes by himself now that it is confirmed that his TV is really dead. And as The Dude contemplates purchasing a new TV, he sort of wonders why he should, especially since he fell asleep while watching the Chicago Bears beat the Indianapolis Colts, it was probably easier to watch the Cleveland Browns lose on a smaller TV, and there really didn’t seem to be a reason to watch the MTV Video Music Awards, especially since Britney Spears wasn’t a train wreck this year, she was just inserted into a lame skit. And yea, blah, blah, blah, the joke is old, but why is MTV still having a Video Music Awards ceremony when they don’t show many videos anymore?