By:
The Dude on the Right
I was going to do a blog about my dealings at City Hall today for a client, but
instead, I got wrapped up into replaying "Dancing
with the Stars" and as the number of contestants is diminishing, I’m
starting to care a little more about who stays and who goes. My synopsis
from last night:
- Joey Lawrence: I am now a huge fan of Joey’s. That’s
right, I want Joey to stick around for a while. Why? Because his
dance partner, Edyta Sliwinska is hot and wears some of the greatest
outfits. And she’s Polish. I’m not sure how well Joey dances,
although they get high scores, but she moves very nicely and shows a lot of
skin. - Willa Ford: I know she is quickly becoming a fan of the
judges, but I’m not that taken in with her, although she does have nice gams. - Sara Evans: I’ve been a stalker of Sara’s since the
beginning of her country singing days, and the only problem I have had with
her for some of these dances is her hair. I’ve always been a fan of
the straight hair, but thought she lost some of her beauty with the curly
hair. I think she dances fine, has a killer smile, but had the worst
outfit last night. - Mario Lopez: I’m sure you ladies find him dreamy, and the
judges seem to think he dances well, but I don’t find his partner nearly as
hot as Edyta, so he’s got to go! - Jerry Springer: Sure, he’s the goofball of the competition,
and his partner, Kym Johnson is cute as hell, but I’m tired of him and his
constant touting that he’s really a swell guy, not the guy running "The
Jerry Springer Show." He was kind of funny last night with his line
about getting the prison wardens to let his "audience" call in and vote for
him, but it’s time for him to go. - Monique: She does nothing for me but is a great dancer.
She’s cuter than Mario Lopez, so I’m hoping she stays and he goes. - Emmitt Smith: He’s smooth on his feet and seems to be
having a butt-load of fun, so I say keep him around a couple of more weeks.
We’ll see how the voting goes tonight, but if I’m getting rid of anyone
right now it’s Mario Lopez that has to go. I’d say Jerry Springer, but
I think he’s got the hotter dancing partner.
I’ve got to finish this up so
I can catch the premiere of "30 Rock," find out who gets booted from
"Dancing with the Stars," and then decide whether I watch "The Biggest
Loser" or "Lost" tonight while things catch up on my TiVo. Too much
TV, so little time.
That’s it for this one! I’m The Dude on the Right!! L8R!!!