For this podcast of “Stu & The Dude’s Weekend Wrap-Up” The Dude on the Right reminds Stu Gotz about voting for Sanjaya on “American Idol.” Stu saw “Premonition” and fills in The Dude while The Dude saw “I Think I Love My Wife” and fills in Stu. There’s also NCAA basketball talk, and Stu got in trouble for making shelves.
Stu & The Dude’s Weekend Wrap-Up!: Vote for Sanjaya, Movie Talk, Chris Rock, Building Shelves, and More!
By:
The Dude on the Right
I think Stu is now on board the
"Vote for Sanjaya" train! Yup, Stu Gotz is here for another
unbelievable episode of "Stu & The Dude’s Weekend Wrap-Up!", and what an
action-packed
podcast it is. I fill Stu in on the beginning of last weekend’s
"Saturday Night Live" where
Chris Rock kicked off the show, and I am a little off during the podcast
because Carol Burnett tugged her ear for her grandmother and not her mother, but
in any case she is suing "The Family Guy" folks. I remind Stu about coming
on board the
"Vote for Sanjaya" train, and he suggests we start an e-mail and cell-phone
texting list to remind people when to vote and what number to call. Stu
got to see "Premonition" and is fascinated by Sandra Bullock’s butt, while I saw
"I Think I Love My Wife" and think Chris Rock lost focus of exactly what the
film was supposed to be.
Then there is some NCAA Basketball talk (Go
Salukis!), a redesign of
mostlyentertainment.com, I might try to
lose weight
again, and Stu tries to build some wacky shelves but mostly just pisses off
Mama Gotz.
And, oh yea, I’ve also got mini bananas.
See, I told you it’s an
action-packed episode!
Thanks for listening and your comments.
That’s it for this one! I’m The Dude on the Right!! L8R!!!
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What’s New? Movie Reviews of “300” and “I Think I Love My Wife.”
The Dude on the Right saw “300” last week, but didn’t get off his ass until this week to review the movie. Maybe he was just shocked the teenagers ended up so well behaved, or was just mystified by the gratuitous violence and nudity. He also saw “I Think I Love My Wife” which he can’t relate to, since he hasn’t been married. He thought everything was good with the Chris Rock movie, up until the musical number at the end. Chris Rock shouldn’t sing, nor be in a musical.
What’s New? A Podcast of: Sanjaya is Still Alive on “American Idol,” Paula Abdul Quotes, and the SIU Salukis in the Final Four.
For this podcast The Dude on the Right tries to explain how the Southern Illinois Salukis will get to the Final Four of the NCAA tournament. He is also on the “Keep Sanjaya Alive” movement for “American Idol” and has his favorite Paula Abdul moments. He also ponders getting another degree, but wonders if it might be legitimate.
Sanjaya is Still Alive on “American Idol,” Paula Abdul Quotes, and the SIU Salukis in the Final Four.
By:
The Dude on the Right
Sanjaya is safe! Sanjaya is safe! The movement has begun, and sure,
the dude is only 17, and maybe it’s sort of cruel to keep him around, but he did
audition for "American Idol" and the judges let him get into the top 24, but
most of everyone wonders why he is still on the show. He is the focus of
the Vote for the Worst website, Howard Stern is working to rally his troops to
vote for him next week, and if Gina or Jordin don’t win, I’m all aboard the
Sanjaya train. But
this podcast isn’t all about Sanjaya, I’ve also got my Paula Abdul clips of
the week, and since the NCAA tournament has started, I treat you to my picking
magic and the Southern Illinois Salukis getting to the Final Four.
If that
weren’t enough I received an e-mail saying I could get a degree because of my
life experience. I don’t think I trust it because the subject was "yuor
ceirdt crad has been seespunpd." For some reason I don’t think the offer
is legit, but maybe I should call the phone number anyway. I’ve already
got an Aerospace Engineering degree, why not shoot for another one?
Thanks for listening and your comments.
That’s it for this one! I’m The Dude on the Right!! L8R!!!
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Who Gets Booted from “American Idol?” Hopefully not Sanjaya.
By:
The Dude on the Right
So the final twelve got their truly first taste of "Holy shit, I might win
American Idol?!?", and it’s not looking good for any of the dudes, but it
looks like Simon has figured out who would be the money-maker if only she would
sing better. Here’s my take on last night’s singing, on Diana Ross
night…
Brandon: Not a good start for the dudes. He seemed rushed, or
the band seemed to playing the song too fast for him. Then he blew it when he
couldn’t recover after his pelvic thrusting.
Melinda: She was great, but she needs to drop a few pounds to get into
a different league.
Chris (with hair): Ruined a beautiful song by trying to do a new
arrangement.
Gina: I think she did a decent version and is in a weird league on the
show being the "rocker-chick."
Sanjaya: He was fantastic in his Sanjaya way and
so deserves to stay, just so we can see Simon pull his hair out.
Haley: Boring but nice legs. I think Simon is secretly rooting for her
to pull it together because of most of the contestants she has the look to pull
off the pop-idol career.
Phil: So far he was the best of the dudes, but still nothing special,
and doesn’t have a pop-idol look.
Lekisha: Great voice, in that Motown style of way.
Blake: Why do these dudes think they need to "update" these songs, and
then suck at it?
Stephanie: She just seemed okay, nothing special.
Chris (with less hair): He was just bad.
Jordin: She sounded and looked great. She’s the closest to
having the entire idol package.
Looks like the competition is between Melinda, Lekisha, and Jordin, with Gina
tossed in as a wild card if only because she is the exact opposite of that trio.
None of the dudes are close to the girls at this point, but I’m still throwing
my hat in Sanjaya’s corner, just for the shear humor of it.
Who gets booted? We’ll find out tonight, but from one web site it’s
looking good for Sanjaya sticking around for awhile. Hooray!
That’s it for this one! I’m The Dude on the Right!! L8R!!!
I Might Just be Voting for Sanjaya on “American Idol.”
By:
The Dude on the Right
After watching "American
Idol" last week I have a prediction that next season there might be some
changing in how the top twelve finalists are picked, namely that from the "top
24" to the "top twelve" the judges will have a vote for who gets booted, kind of
like how the voting is handled for
"Dancing With the Stars," where the judge’s scores are averaged with the
phone-in vote. From the looks on Randy, Paula, and Simon’s faces, they did
not seemed pleased with everyone who made it to the top twelve.
And since I’m
not that pleased with everyone who made it to the top twelve either, and after
listening to
Howard Stern this morning, I am really close to jumping on the
"Vote for the Worst"
bandwagon and pledge my allegiance to
Sanjaya. As I write this I am even closer to trying to keep Sanjaya
around, especially after witnessing Brandon’s opening number for tonight’s show,
where he forgot the words to the song after his "Elvis Pelvic-Thrust Maneuver."
I suppose I’ll see how Gina does, since she’s from my neck of the woods, but for
now, as Howard put it, I would love to see Simon pulling out his hair as Sanjaya
gets closer to being our next "American Idol."
That’s it for this one! I’m The Dude on the Right!! L8R!!!
Las Vegas Has Boobs, and They Feel Nice.
I just got back from my annual Las Vegas trip. Each time I visit I like to
try something new and this time the cosmic Vegas energy pulled me toward a nudie
bar. Yepper, I said “nudie bar,” otherwise known as a Gentleman’s Club. These
places are pretty much a mystery for most of the girlfriends and wives in the
world, and I can officially say that what you think happens in there is nothing
close to reality. Granted I can only speak to the one I went into, but it was
Vegas, and it was a nudie bar. Kicking off, the girls that I met are really
great to talk to, and I learned a great deal about the business. I am sure you
don’t want those boring details so I will move onto the good stuff…. breasts.
Yes, I finally got my hands on a good, silicone-filled breast. I have always
wanted to feel one of those (having been blessed with big, natural hooters, I
don’t need to enhance mine), and I have always thought they looked different –
Perfectly round and both boobs match, which is not the case with real ones. They
are a little firmer then real ones, but all in all I would have to say they feel
pretty damn nice, kind of like a firm pillow, which was proven when the girls
allowed me to do a “motor-boat” in them. I also have to mention that the girl’s
skin is the softest I have ever felt, next to a baby’s. The skin treatments
these girls use definitely pays off, leaving their skin kind of like a firm
pillow with flannel sheets.
Now it was also brought to my attention that you guys out there are not
allowed to touch these soft, firm boobs, which would explain why every guy in
the place had their hands hanging off the sides of the chair like they were
paralyzed, I guess so that Brutus the bouncer doesn’t come over and kick your
ass. So, any vision women have that the guy is groping the girl on his lap is
pretty much wrong, unless the girl gives permission (which does not seem to be
often). Pretty much he cannot touch her. I was also a little surprised by the
lap dance experience. Now don’t get me wrong, it is pretty cool, but it is the
only time the girl had no top on. Also, since there was alcohol being served,
she had on a g-string, so she is not completely naked. The lap dance is pretty
much a lot of rubbing and boobs in your face only she does the rubbing and
you’re not rubbing her, although I did get a spank in on her firm, little butt
(I am a female so Brutus was not going to kick my ass).
I was disappointed in the stage dancers because they didn’t do acrobatic
stunts on the pole. I guess Hollywood makes that look more interesting, but for
the most part the girls just danced around the stage, around the pole. A little
bit of a bummer.
All in all I think women need to visit a nudie bar at least once and see that
what you think is going on is much worse then the reality of what is going on.
There is a difference between a hooker and a stripper, or exotic dancer as they
are sometimes called, and granted some strippers may blur the line. But if your
man is willing to do that, a strip club is the least of your worries. And
besides, the sex you get from your man after he has been all teased up by a
stripper is definitely worth the price of his admission to these places. So
girls, LIGHTEN UP!
See Ya!
Trash
What’s New? Stu & The Dude’s Weekend Wrap-Up Podcast: Bet on Heather’s Leg, Happy Birthday Stu, A Trip to Ohio, and “300.”
For this podcast of “Stu & The Dude’s Weekend Wrap-Up” The Dude on the Right went home to Ohio, and his city wasn’t gone. Instead he tells Stu Gotz of things like bad radio, restaurant reviews, math, and “Dancing Queen.” The Dude also saw “300” and lets Stu know if he can expect nudity, sex, and violence in the film. Stu, on the other hand, celebrated a birthday but is in a bad mood because he didn’t get the present he was expecting.
Stu & The Dude’s Weekend Wrap-Up! Bet on Heather’s Leg, Happy Birthday Stu, A Trip to Ohio, and “300.”
By:
The Dude on the Right
For
last week’s episode of "Stu & The Dude’s Weekend Wrap-Up" Stu Gotz told a
great story about boobs during his trip to Las Vegas. For
this week’s episode I only went to visit the parents in Ohio, and my stories
have nothing to do about boobs, but I do have exciting topics such as bad radio
bits, bizarre restaurant reviews, people who can’t divide $30,000, and whistling
an Abba song. Along with that we both talk a bit about the latest South
Park episode, "With Apologies to Jesse Jackson," and Stu Gotz celebrated a
birthday without getting what he really wanted for a birthday present.
I also give Stu my recap of the movie "300," and if I ever get to writing the
review, I’ll give it 4 out of 5 stars, and maybe I’ll also place a bet on
Heather Mills and her leg.
Thanks for listening and your comments.
That’s it for this one! I’m The Dude on the Right!! L8R!!!
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