Go Salukis, Go Buckeys, and Go Haley, Gina, and of course, Sanjaya.

By:

The Dude on the Right

Stu tells me that Mama Gotz is not on the "Vote for Sanjaya" train, but for

this podcast
it seems we didn’t need her this week.  Yup, my three
favorites are still safe on "American Idol," namely Haley, Gina, and of course,
Sanjaya.  They weren’t even in the bottom three!

But as much as having
Sanjaya continue during this season of "American Idol," nothing is more
important for me tonight than the Southern Illinois Salukis somehow beating
Kansas.  Salukis, you are my only hope in my "bragging rights" in my
brackets.  I don’t know who any of the players are, but if they can get to
the Final Four I have a chance to win, I mean brag about my picking abilities,
to a couple of people.  But then again, if Ohio State loses to anyone, I’m
screwed.

In any case Paula Abdul seems to want to see Simon Cowell naked,
somehow "Paint it Black" becomes "Paint it Purple," and somehow Sanjaya is safe
for another week.  And this podcast has the audio to prove it.

Damn I
love TV!

Thanks for listening and your comments.

That’s it for this one!  I’m The Dude on the Right!!  L8R!!!

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Sanjaya is Safe, for Another Week.

By:

The Dude on the Right

Damn, the controversy just keeps growing.  I won’t say who got voted off
tonight, only to say that

Sanjaya Malakar
is safe for another week. 
Eric the
Midget
must be pissed because I believe that means Sanjaya will be part of
the "American Idol" Tour, and even though "The Stern Effect" is purported to be
over for satellite radio, it is now repurported by various news outlets that the
Howard Stern effect
might now be part of the reason for Sanjaya sticking around?

Now it comes down
to things like these: 

– Are the folks at "American Idol" worried about the ratings since they seem
to have the weakest group of singers ever, and this Sanjaya controversy keeps
folks tuning in?

– Does Howard Stern fans vote, in such numbers, to make a
difference who stays and who goes?

– I’ll be honest, there aren’t too many
hotties on "American Idol" this season.  Are we now just voting for

Haley
, who sang something, I think, but it didn’t matter because she looked
hot in her tight shorts and it didn’t look like she was wearing a bra.  Or
are we voting for Sanjaya, just to keep getting crowd shots of his sister, "Team
Sanjaya," who also, I guess, worked at

Hooters
, and if Sanjaya wins, will Simon quit the show?

Suddenly "American
Idol" is getting more free publicity than it might have hoped for, and it’s only
because of Sanjaya, who is still around for another week.

And next week
Sanjaya might still suck, but I’ll still vote for him.

That’s it for this one! I’m The Dude on the Right!! L8R!!!

Why Do Men Understand Boobs Better Than Women?

So, I have shared

my nudie bar adventure
in Vegas to the masses, and what I have noticed is
that all you men out there appreciate my experience. You all are interested in
how good the boobs looked, what size they were, if they were perfectly shaped,
and if they were just generally attractive. These are the types of questions I
had hoped would come out of my experience: An appreciation of the cosmetic
surgeon’s work.

BUT THEN… Here come the girlfriends, wives, and general psycho females to
ruin my investigative reporting, who are more interested in trying to make the
sweet stripper into a cow with breasts. Now this is what I do not understand:
Women have breasts, most having breasts by the time they are 30 that are usually
bigger then a 5 year olds. So by the time you are in your thirties I expect a
woman to understand what a breast size means. Hell, most men I know can tell me
what size my breasts are without a tape measure! Apparently the concept a 40D
breast size that is SILICONE or SALINE, a.k.a. AN IMPLANT must now somehow
equate to the size of the women. Have you picked up a Playboy magazine lately
ladies (you know you allllllll want too)? Fake boobs are perfect and usually
much, much larger then anything a woman of age 23, weighing 115 lbs, would ever
have as an act of nature. So when I am telling you that the sweet and cute
stripper had 40D boobs, DON’T tell me she was fat. First off, she was not. She
was far from fat, and because I know she had silicone implants, having larger
boobs just made sense – If you are sending a skilled surgeon into your chest to
improve something, and it isn’t your heart, you sure are not going for the 32A
special – That would seem pretty pointless.

So please, girls, I know you don’t like when your husband, boyfriend,
booty-call nor lesbian lover likes looking at other women’s breasts, but don’t
start bashing the girls that possess them. This does not make you better then
her, does not make your significant-other worship you more, it mostly makes you
seem jealous! Ladies, sometimes we have to THINK before we speak! Geez!!!!

See ya!
Trash 🙂

Did You Vote for Sanjaya on “American Idol?”

By:

The Dude on the Right

We’re still voting for Sanjaya, right?  It doesn’t matter that I think he
butchered "You Really Got Me," even though Paula and Randy seemed to think the
Sanjaya-man was coming into his own.

Anyway, it was a night of the ’60s
invasion, and most of the singers had no clue what they were singing, but I have
to say that their "coaches" probably did the best I have seen at making the
singers understand their songs.

I’ve already gotten through four times voting
for Sanjaya (I hope I have the right number), so I hope that isn’t a bad sign,
but in any case, here’s my thoughts on the singing tonight.

Haley: Sang
"Tell Him."  She broke out of her shell, great outfit showing her assets,
but smiles too much. Simon: "You naughty little thing." And I agree, who cares
about her singing.

Chris: (with almost no hair): Sang "Don’t Let the Sun Get you Cryin’"
Thought he sounded good, but seems to lose it in on the "personality" side.

Stephanie: Sang "You Don’t Have to Say You Love Me." Good song, just
off a bit. Something is missing in terms of performance.

Blake:  Sang "Time of the Season," complete with Paula dancing. I
think Randy is screwed in the head, and so was Paula, because they both liked
him.  I thought he was okay, in a "Dancing Robot" kind of way, but how do
you turn that into a concert act?

LeKisha: Sang "Diamonds are Forever." It was a horrible dress, but she
still has a great voice. She doesn’t have the stage presence as the singer, and
I can’t believe our Fox affiliate is having problems with their feed right now.

Phil: (The Bald Dude): Sang "Tobacco Road."  Still the best so
far out of the dudes, but man, he can’t pull off the bald look. Maybe he just
tried too hard for Simon.

Jordin: Sang "I Who Have Nothing."  Unless Melinda blows everyone
out of the water, Jordin is turning into the person to beat. She has the voice,
and the looks, and the attitude, to put herself into Kelly Clarkson mode.

Sanjaya: Sang "You Really Got Me." What the hell was with the crying
girl in the audience? Simon has a look on his face like "Oh my ‘f’-ing God. What
the hell was that?" Paula and Randy seemed to like him because he ran around the
stage, but he sounded like crap on my TV.  VOTE FOR SANJAYA!

Gina: Sang "Paint it Black."  Lose about 15 pounds and she could
turn into the Pat Benatar of 2007. She’s not a pop-idol and needs to follow the
Chris Daughtry road, getting out of the "American Idol" mold. Simon misses her
potential this week, I think, but in the end she’s not for this show.

Chris (with bushy hair): Sang "She’s Not There."  A good voice
but is just missing the stage presence to put him into the next league. He’s
trying, but it’s not natural.

Melinda: Sang "As Long as He Needs Me."  She has the killer
voice, and great stage presence, but, isn’t an "American Idol" personality. 
Doesn’t matter, she will be a force to be reckoned with in the R&B movement.

I’ve gotten through a couple of more time in my voting for Sanjaya while I
was typing this blog, so we’ll see what happens in keeping him along.  In
any case "American Idol" has gotten boring this year, at least for the singing. 
Right now, thanks for Sanjaya.  We’ll see if he is safe in the results show
tomorrow.

In any case, always keep voting for your "American Idol." It’s kind of like
living in Chicago where you vote early, and you vote often.

That’s it for this one! I’m The Dude on the Right!! L8R!!!

What’s New? A Podcast of: Stu & The Dude’s Weekend Wrap-Up!: Vote for Sanjaya, Movie Talk, Chris Rock, Building Shelves, and More!

For this podcast of “Stu & The Dude’s Weekend Wrap-Up” The Dude on the Right reminds Stu Gotz about voting for Sanjaya on “American Idol.” Stu saw “Premonition” and fills in The Dude while The Dude saw “I Think I Love My Wife” and fills in Stu. There’s also NCAA basketball talk, and Stu got in trouble for making shelves.

Stu & The Dude’s Weekend Wrap-Up!: Vote for Sanjaya, Movie Talk, Chris Rock, Building Shelves, and More!

By:

The Dude on the Right

I think Stu is now on board the

"Vote for Sanjaya"
train!  Yup, Stu Gotz is here for another
unbelievable episode of "Stu & The Dude’s Weekend Wrap-Up!", and what an
action-packed

podcast
it is.  I fill Stu in on the beginning of last weekend’s
"Saturday Night Live" where

Chris Rock kicked off the show
, and I am a little off during the podcast
because Carol Burnett tugged her ear for her grandmother and not her mother, but
in any case she is suing "The Family Guy" folks.  I remind Stu about coming
on board the

"Vote for Sanjaya"
train, and he suggests we start an e-mail and cell-phone
texting list to remind people when to vote and what number to call.  Stu
got to see "Premonition" and is fascinated by Sandra Bullock’s butt, while I saw

"I Think I Love My Wife"
and think Chris Rock lost focus of exactly what the
film was supposed to be.

Then there is some NCAA Basketball talk (Go
Salukis!), a redesign of
mostlyentertainment.com
, I might try to
lose weight
again
, and Stu tries to build some wacky shelves but mostly just pisses off
Mama Gotz.

And, oh yea, I’ve also got mini bananas.

See, I told you it’s an
action-packed episode!

Thanks for listening and your comments.

That’s it for this one!  I’m The Dude on the Right!!  L8R!!!

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What’s New? Movie Reviews of “300” and “I Think I Love My Wife.”

The Dude on the Right saw “300” last week, but didn’t get off his ass until this week to review the movie. Maybe he was just shocked the teenagers ended up so well behaved, or was just mystified by the gratuitous violence and nudity. He also saw “I Think I Love My Wife” which he can’t relate to, since he hasn’t been married. He thought everything was good with the Chris Rock movie, up until the musical number at the end. Chris Rock shouldn’t sing, nor be in a musical.

What’s New? A Podcast of: Sanjaya is Still Alive on “American Idol,” Paula Abdul Quotes, and the SIU Salukis in the Final Four.

For this podcast The Dude on the Right tries to explain how the Southern Illinois Salukis will get to the Final Four of the NCAA tournament. He is also on the “Keep Sanjaya Alive” movement for “American Idol” and has his favorite Paula Abdul moments. He also ponders getting another degree, but wonders if it might be legitimate.

Sanjaya is Still Alive on “American Idol,” Paula Abdul Quotes, and the SIU Salukis in the Final Four.

By:

The Dude on the Right

Sanjaya is safe!  Sanjaya is safe!  The movement has begun, and sure,
the dude is only 17, and maybe it’s sort of cruel to keep him around, but he did
audition for "American Idol" and the judges let him get into the top 24, but
most of everyone wonders why he is still on the show.  He is the focus of
the Vote for the Worst website, Howard Stern is working to rally his troops to
vote for him next week, and if Gina or Jordin don’t win, I’m all aboard the
Sanjaya train.  But

this podcast
isn’t all about Sanjaya, I’ve also got my Paula Abdul clips of
the week, and since the NCAA tournament has started, I treat you to my picking
magic and the Southern Illinois Salukis getting to the Final Four.

If that
weren’t enough I received an e-mail saying I could get a degree because of my
life experience.  I don’t think I trust it because the subject was "yuor
ceirdt crad has been seespunpd."  For some reason I don’t think the offer
is legit, but maybe I should call the phone number anyway.  I’ve already
got an Aerospace Engineering degree, why not shoot for another one?

Thanks for listening and your comments.

That’s it for this one!  I’m The Dude on the Right!!  L8R!!!

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Who Gets Booted from “American Idol?” Hopefully not Sanjaya.

By:

The Dude on the Right

So the final twelve got their truly first taste of "Holy shit, I might win
American Idol
?!?", and it’s not looking good for any of the dudes, but it
looks like Simon has figured out who would be the money-maker if only she would
sing better.  Here’s my take on last night’s singing, on Diana Ross
night…

Brandon: Not a good start for the dudes. He seemed rushed, or
the band seemed to playing the song too fast for him. Then he blew it when he
couldn’t recover after his pelvic thrusting.

Melinda: She was great, but she needs to drop a few pounds to get into
a different league.

Chris (with hair): Ruined a beautiful song by trying to do a new
arrangement.

Gina: I think she did a decent version and is in a weird league on the
show being the "rocker-chick."

Sanjaya: He was fantastic in his Sanjaya way and

so deserves to stay
, just so we can see Simon pull his hair out.

Haley: Boring but nice legs. I think Simon is secretly rooting for her
to pull it together because of most of the contestants she has the look to pull
off the pop-idol career.

Phil: So far he was the best of the dudes, but still nothing special,
and doesn’t have a pop-idol look.

Lekisha: Great voice, in that Motown style of way.

Blake: Why do these dudes think they need to "update" these songs, and
then suck at it?

Stephanie: She just seemed okay, nothing special.

Chris (with less hair): He was just bad.

Jordin: She sounded and looked great.  She’s the closest to
having the entire idol package.

Looks like the competition is between Melinda, Lekisha, and Jordin, with Gina
tossed in as a wild card if only because she is the exact opposite of that trio. 
None of the dudes are close to the girls at this point, but I’m still throwing
my hat in Sanjaya’s corner, just for the shear humor of it.

Who gets booted?  We’ll find out tonight, but from one web site it’s
looking good for Sanjaya sticking around for awhile.  Hooray! 

That’s it for this one! I’m The Dude on the Right!! L8R!!!