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Legally Blonde
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Starring: Reese Witherspoon, Luke Wilson Selma Blair, Raquel Welch
MPAA Rated: PG-13
Released By: MGM
Kiddie Movie: Kids might be the only ones who would appreciate and not be insulted by this movie.
Date Movie: If you are looking for an absence of violence, nudity, plot, and entertainment then this movie is for the both of you.
Gratuitous Sex: This movie had great potential with the whole Sorority thing, but does not deliver anything.
Gratuitous Violence: It would not have hurt this already bad movie, but does not exist
Action: Unfortunately not.
Laughs: Not really. Maybe I just need to get in touch with my girly self.
Memorable Scene: Actually, the "Admissions Video" scene was cute.
Memorable Quote: Sorry, no. My brain went numb.
Directed By: Robert Luketic
Produced By: Marc Platt, Ric Kidnet

Legally Blonde
A Movie Review

MPAA Rated - PG-13

It's 1:36 Long

A Review by
Stu Gotz
Did you ever see one of those "Ernest Movies"? You know like "Ernest Goes to Jail" and such? Ok... How about the movie "Clueless"? Well, "Legally Blonde" is kind of like "Clueless goes to Law School."

After making what I thought was a brilliant splash in the movie "Election", Reese Witherspoon is back in the highly predictable and hugely disappointing movie "Legally Blonde." I don't want to have to waste any more time in my life with this movie so I will VERY BRIEFLY explain it to you.

Reese plays Elle Woods who is a beauty school bimbo with brains. When her arrogant ass of a boyfriend dumps her, well, she sets out to win him back. To do this she works real hard and gets into Harvard Law School. There she is treated like an air-head princess, but in the end court room scene (which made the ridiculous "Big Daddy" courtroom scene look like a brilliant episode of "Perry Mason") she shows everyone that blonde does not equal stupid. Yippee!

Mom always said "If you don't have anything nice to say, then don't say anything at all." So with that in mind I can tell you that I did manage to sit through and endure this entire movie. I don't doubt that this movie will do well for a couple of weeks, hitting it big with the "teeny-bopper" crowd, but there is no reason mom and dad should have to stick around and waste good money on seeing the flick. Just drop off the kiddies and head to the mall to kill some time instead. I give "Legally Blonde" 1 1/2 stars out of 5 stars

I'm Stu Gotz. It's not a great movie. 'Nuff said.


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