What’s New? A Podcast of: Cornhole v. Bean Bag, A Happy Haircut, and Chicago Air & Water Show Advice.

For this podcast The Dude on the Right is a little sad because he won’t be seeing the Chicago Air & Water Show but will, instead, be seeing the Chicago Cubs. He hopes The Cubs don’t implode against the St. Louis Cardinals, but at least he got a nice haircut. He also shares his tips for the best viewing of the Air & Water Show, which he won’t be going to see, but to capitalize on his suggestions you have to have Friday off. And, oh yea, he ponders “Bean Bags for Breast Cancer” vs. “Cornholing for Breast Cancer.

What’s New? A Podcast of: Stu & The Dude’s Weekend Wrap-Up! Being Late Etiquette, “Rush Hour 3,” A White Trash Picnic, and More.

For this podcast of Stu & The Dude’s Weekend Wrap-Up!, The Dude on the Right had a pretty boring weekend, seeing “Rush Hour 3” and cleaning his fish tank. Stu Gotz, though, got to go on what he calls a “White Trash Picnic” in his new, used RV. The Dude also questions Stu on proper etiquette when you are running late, Stu has his idea of how the late-ee should make it up to the wait-ee, and Stu is afraid he won’t be able to control himself in a “Second Life,” so he limits his porn to the normal internet, like most of us.
Oh, and they also talk about some TV stuff.

What’s New? A Podcast of: Seeing the Wienermobile, Chickening Out, And Obsessed with Tay Zonday and “Chocolate Rain.”

For this podcast The Dude on the Right was happy to see the Oscar Mayer Wienermobile, but was sad that he chickened out and didn’t sing. He does sing, though, for this podcast, thanks to his latest obsession with Tay Zonday and his song, “Chocolate Rain.” None of that is important though since Angelina Jolie has arrived in Chicago.

What’s New? A Podcast of: Stu & The Dude’s Weekend Wrap-Up! “The Bourne Ultimatum,” Debating – Gladiator Style in Chicago, Chocolate Rain, and Poo.

For this podcast episode of “Stu & The Dude’s Weekend Wrap-Up!”, The Dude on the Right saw a couple of movies, and Stu Gotz just tried to stay cool. Stu wanted to know if The Dude was going to cover the Democratic Debate at Soldier Field, and even though The Dude is skipping it the both of them have some grand ideas, including Gladiator fighting and wet t-shirt contests, that might make the debate more exciting. The Dude, also, has sounds of “Everything Comes Down to Poo” and “Chocolate Rain” running through his head, but sometimes poo and chocolate rain are one in the same.

What’s New? A Podcast of: Prayers for Bridge Victims, Analyze a Horse Dream, Lame Cub Fans, and Funny Items in the Newspaper.

Since it is Thursday The Dude on the Right is flying solo for this podcast and is looking for some analysis help as to why he had a dream about a horse that went crazy, how he ended up with keepsakes from the jockey of the horse, and who might be his perfect girlfriend. He also has friends who are supposed Chicago Cubs’ fans but questions their allegiance. The Dude also reads a newspaper column called “QT” in the Chicago Sun-Times, lets you know why, and might let Stu Gotz off the hook a little bit for his being chubby. He has so much to talk about, in under 15 minutes, but yet The Dude on the Right fits it all in. His perfect girlfriend would like that, at least in his dream.

What’s New? A Podcast of: Stu & The Dude’s Weekend Wrap-Up! “The Simpsons Movie,” It’s Not Stu’s Fault, and Boinking Animals.

For this podcast of their weekend wrap-up, Stu Gotz and The Dude on the Right are reunited once again and Stu seems to be hoping, as he listens to “Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows,” that J. K. Rowling is trying to set things up so that the final movie as an R-Rated flick. The Dude thinks not, but they both agree that “The Simpsons Movie” was entertaining. Stu also tries to defend his not being The Dude’s fault for The Dude’s chubbiness, and also urges The Dude to catch this week’s “Entourage” for some boinking animals. The Dude is excited about catching “Entourage,” but not as excited as a carny might have been in seeing Mama Gotz. Happy listening!

What’s New? A Podcast of: A Song for Mom, Stu Gotz is Why I’m Fat, and R.I.P. Weekly World News.

For this podcast The Dude on the Right sings a song for his mom, whose birthday is today, and without that happening, well, The Dude wouldn’t be here and wouldn’t be able to sing his song. He is also blaming Stu Gotz for his not being able to lose weight, and is sad that the “Weekly World News” is ceasing publication next week, even though he hasn’t bought a copy in years. He sort of hopes Lindsay Lohan shows up on his doorstep, and is also sad because he thinks his hometown has so much potential but doesn’t seem to want to work it.

What’s New? A Podcast of: Stu & The Dude’s Weekend Wrap-Up! An RV, Not Running Drugs, and Harry Potter.

For this episode of Stu & The Dude’s Weekend Wrap-Up!” podcast, Stu Gotz made it back from Arizona with the Gotz family RV. It took him a little longer to get back, saw a giant cross, got pulled over but wasn’t running drugs, and noticed that Missouri seems to have the most adult book stores of any state in the Union. The Dude on the Right is boring, just saw “Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix,” walked, and watched NASCAR. Stu Gotz is so much more exciting sometimes, and even gifted The Dude with some family made zucchini bread.

What’s New? A Podcast of: Enlarged Bladders, Stu Gotz is a Duck, and Do U Have a Crush on Obama or R U Hott 4 Hill?

On the eve of Friday the 13th, for this podcast, The Dude on the Right had the piss scared back into him thanks to Stu Gotz being a duck, and having a full bladder always makes him think of Jeff Probst. But that isn’t what is really concerning him. Sure, The Dude also worries about Kelly Clarkson, but he really hopes the Hott 4 Hill girl is bisexual, and rather than Hill being part of the threesome, well, Hott 4 Hill and Obama Girl will get together with him, The Dude on the Right, make a video, and then The Dude on the Right would have enough funds to run for President, or at least just have a lot of fun. The Dude sometimes dreams too much.

What’s New? A Podcast of: Stu’s Gone, A Missed Opportunity, iPhone Ringtones, and Live Earth.

For this podcast The Dude on the Right is flying solo when normally Stu Gotz would be around. That’s alright, he’s got things to say, like how he might have missed out on his chance for “Survivor” stardom, he’s happy with his iPhone even though he can’t (hopefully just a yet thing) have his iPhone yell “It could be. It is!” when The Dude on the Right calls, and wished Melissa Etheridge would have sang some more of her songs during her “Live Earth” performance rather than her preaching how screwed up the world is. He did like Roger Waters and Bon Jovi during the show, though.