The Dude on the Right is still flustered about yesterday’s “American Idol” finale during this podcast, and it’s not because David Cook beat David Archuleta. Nope, the The Dude is flustered at wasting 2 hours and 5 minutes watching a 2 hour and 2 minute commercial for Fox related programming, or singers we don’t care about. Luckily Ryan Seacrest was able to announce the winner before the TiVo programming ran out, but more luckily was that Renaldo Lapuz was given the chance to regale us all with his version of “We’re Brothers Forever,” or “I Am Your Brother,” or who cares, he was great. Other than “Lost,” the Spring TV season is now over. Hooray?
Category: Podcasts
What’s New? A Podcast of: I Could Have Won $0.40, or even Millions, I’ve Got Too Much Stuff, and Here Comes Indiana Jones!
The Dude on the Right realized, over this weekend, that he has too much stuff, and some of that stuff should have been thrown out years ago, like a phone book from 1995, so for this podcast he laments on seeing a movie he didn’t care that much about, namely “The Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian,” how he didn’t win millions, or at least $0.40, and wonders why he still has a hand-held scanner that only scans in black & white. At least he still has a film idea on a 3 1/2″ floppy and his hope that “Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull” will be good.
What’s New? A Podcast of: Shania Twain is Unattached, Starbucks Almost has Nudity, David Will Win American Idol, and a Tease for Monday.
The Dude on the Right is trying to figure out, during this podcast, how he will skirt the authorities in his trying to woo Shania Twain in either Switzerland or Canada, since he doesn’t have a passport and she is breaking up with her hubby. He also steals a story from “The Roe Conn Show” about Starbucks and their naked mermaid, gets some audio he heard on “Howard Stern” as a tease for Monday’s podcast, but does know that David will win “American Idol.”
What’s New? A Podcast of: Stu & The Dude’s Weekend Wrap-Up! “Speed Racer,” The Dude Leaves his Bunker, and Baseball Nuts.
The Dude on the Right and Stu Gotz are finally reunited for a “Weekend Wrap-Up!” podcast, and they’ve got a lot to talk about. Sure, Stu saw “Speed Racer” and gives his review, The Dude has to explain that he had a great time shirking his duties and meeting up with a dudette from his school days, and Stu relates that he still can’t understand sport uber-fans. The two of them talk about “Survivor,” about “American Idol,” and Stu tries to give a Netflix review of a movie that The Dude could care less about. Ah, such are Stu & The Dude!
What’s New? A Podcast of: So, Like, It’s Like Idol, Survivor, TV, and Like, So, Girls Just Want to Have Fun!
The Dude on the Right was mesmerized during this podcast because he was intrigued by a dudette who liked to say “like” and “so” a lot while he was eavesdropping on a conversation at Starbucks. The Dude is also a little melancholy about the end of the TV season, what with “Survivor” wrapping up on Mother’s Day, and “American Idol” coming to a close soon, but thankfully the Jack Johnson wannabe, Jason Castro, is done singing.
What’s New? A Podcast of: “Iron Man,” I’m Sad, I am Tired of Politics, and My BFF is Getting Demoted.
The Dude on the Right is happy for this podcast because he had a nice birthday weekend and saw “Iron Man”; The Dude on the Right is sad for this podcast because Van Wilder is marrying his dream girl, he had to demote his BFF, and he saw “Made of Honor”; And The Dude on the Right wonders if you know how to pronounce “Yahoo!”?
What’s New? A Podcast of: Happy Birthday to Me!, Vote for Syesha, Jason was Dumber, and Here Comes “Iron Man!”
For this podcast The Dude on the Right talks about getting a haircut, in anticipation of his birthday and having to renew his driver’s license, by a dudette who blamed her sounding like she was stoned on a cold rather than, well, being stoned. He is also throwing all of his support to Syesha on “American Idol,” thinks Jason might be the dumbest “Survivor” contestant ever, and wonders who he would beckon to visit him during “family reunion day” had he been a “Survivor” contestant. But as his birthday looms, and he gets out of his 40’s, The Dude knows it is now movie season, and he can’t wait to see “Iron Man” over the weekend.
What’s New? A Podcast of: Miley Cyrus and Mindy McCready being 15 Years Old, Roger Waters has a Pig, and Happy Birthday Theta Xi!
The
Dude on the Right doesn’t really relate how joining Theta Xi in college actually
led to this podcast, during, well, this podcast, but he does so in his
summary, and part of it was that something in 1864 led him to meeting The Dude
on the Left in 1985, which eventually led him to having this podcast. Wow, how
is that for confusing? The Dude on the Right at least keeps things simple for
most of the rest of it, talking about 15 year old confusion, at least for maybe
Miley Cyrus (aka Hannah Montana), and Mindy McCready who was 15 many years ago,
but a story about the death of Cheri Oteri’s father also fascinated him,
especially since it seemed both sad yet bizarre. He still wonders why
Roger Waters’ letting an inflatable pig fly free during Coechella is news,
especially since Roger has been doing this since at least
sometime in 2006, but maybe The Dude on the Right will be back to normal
after seeing
"Iron Man" this weekend, hopefully, the day before his birthday.
The Dude on the Right is fascinated by some of the strangest things sometimes.
What’s New? A Podcast of: Lee Elia Rants, Carly Smithson is Booted, and RIP Kenneth Keith Kallenbach.
After hearing about the passing of Kenneth Keith Kallenback during The Howard Stern Show this morning, The Dude on the Right realized he actually has a “blowing smoke through his eyes” story, and doesn’t do his best to tell the tale during this podcast. He does, though, warn you as you are listening that you might want to watch your podcast volume during his visiting of the Lee Elia tirade about Chicago Cubs’ fans. The Dude is also happy TV is back in full bloom, happy that Carly Smithson is finally off “American Idol,” and is looking forward to seeing Neil Diamond as the A.I. mentor next week.
What’s New? A Podcast of: Movie Talk, Artie Lange Talk, End of the World Talk, “Survivor” Talk, and more Talk.
The Dude on the Right is flying solo for this “Weekend Wrap-Up!” podcast, mostly because of his own fault, but he still tries to blame Stu Gotz a bit even while he talks about penis and “Forgetting Sarah Marshall.” The Dude also talks some martial arts with the movie “The Forbidden Kingdom,” how he is happy Artie Lange is back on The Howard Stern Show,” that the end of the world is coming, and last week might have been the best tribal council on “Survivor: Fans vs. Favorites.” The Dude also gives his tribute, sort of, to Pope Benedict coming to the United States of America.