For this podcast The Dude on the Right is left alone for the weekend wrap-up, normally done with his buddy Stu, but Stu Gotz is leading the family through an adventure in their RV. The worst part is there is a whole bunch of stuff that happened this weekend, like O.J. Simpson getting arrested, the Cleveland Browns scoring a billion points, the Chicago Bears winning, The Dude seeing “Mr. Woodcock” and “Once,” and Fox bleeping Frog, a.k.a. Sally Field, and others, during the Emmy Awards’ broadcast. “We don’t know what we can really show on TV” TV has truly hit the airwaves. I guess “God damn” and “screwing” are bad words now.
Author: Andy Labis
O.J. Simpson, The Bears, The Browns, Mr. Woodcock, Once, The Emmy’s, and No Stu.
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The Dude on the Right
It’s a Monday which would normally mean it’s a Stu & The Dude’s Weekend Wrap-Up!
Podcast, but sadly Stu Gotz is traveling in his RV, or as he calls it his
"Tenement on Wheels," with Mama Gotz, the two little Gotz’s, and the two dog
Gotz’s. Lucky him! In any case, that leaves me flying solo
for this podcast which had more things happening over the weekend than I can
fully discuss in about fifteen minutes, but I give it a try.
I’ve got football
talk about the Chicago
Bears and the
Cleveland Browns; I’ve got talk about
O.J. Simpson being arrested in Las Vegas; I’ve got talk about the
movies I saw over the weekend, namely
"Mr. Woodcock" and
"Once"; And we find out that you might not be able to say "Goddamn,"
"Screwing," or mouth the word "Shit" on broadcast TV anymore. We found
that out during the Emmy Awards last night, and also found out having an award
show "In-The-Round" probably isn’t a good idea. I just can’t believe the
Fox folks censored Frog from "Smokey and The Bandit." Welcome to "We
really aren’t sure what we can broadcast anymore" TV.
Thanks for listening.
That’s it for this one! I’m The Dude on the Right!! L8R!!!
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What’s New? Movie Reviews of “Once” and “Mr. Woodcock.”
This weekend The Dude on the Right went to see a couple of movies. One was a current film called “Mr. Woodcock,” even though it isn’t that current since its been advertised for almost a year now. The Dude knows that when a movie takes that long to get released there are problems, and he thinks he knows how he would have fixed it. He also saw an Indie film called “Once,” and there isn’t anything that was needed to fix this one. Nope, he gives “Once” 5 stars out of 5. It’s one of the best love stories/musicals he thinks he has ever seen. And, oh yea, he says “Once“ got robbed by getting an “R” rating for using the F-bomb.
What’s New? A Podcast of: A Mean Niece, Messing with Telemarketers, and Sports – Complete with Testicles.
For this podcast The Dude on the Right thought he was done with The Plain White T’s, but thanks to his sadistic niece he is back to going nuts. And speaking of nuts, thanks to the story of an Oklahoma Sooner fan grabbing the twig and berries of a Texas Longhorn fan, he’s also worried about some of his friends who are USC Trojan fans even though they didn’t go to USC . The Dude also likes being nice to telemarketers because it tends to confuse them. He’s a weird dude.
A Mean Niece, Messing with Telemarketers, and Sports – Complete with Testicles.
By:
The Dude on the Right
I don’t know what I did to my niece for her to hate me so, but just when I
transitioned from The Plain White T’s invading my head to Aly & AJ (and Bob
Uecker), thanks to her that damn song about a chick in New York City is back in
my head. Her impending graduation present is now shrinking.
But
this podcast isn’t all about my niece who torments me, I also give some fun
I have with telemarketers. It’s also a day for sports, where Greg Oden
might be out for the season with a busted knee, and a fight in June resulting in
exposed testicles is really hitting the headlines today thanks to a wacky
Oklahoma Sooner football fan supposedly grabbing the balls of a wacky Texas
Longhorn football fan. I just worry when one of the lawyers uses the word
"malarkey," and I also worry about some of my friends who are USC fans who didn’t
go to USC.
Thanks for listening.
That’s it for this one! I’m The Dude on the Right!! L8R!!!
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What’s In My Head? Bob Uecker vs. Aly & AJ
By:
The Dude on the Right
As I continue to question my sanity, and finally able to get the "Hey There
Delilah" song by the Plain White T’s out of my head, probably thanks to my
fantastic parody song I recorded during
a previous podcast, now comes a dream last night, which, and I can’t figure
out why, had me trying to analyze the popularity of sports announcer Bob Uecker.
Yup, that’s right,
Bob Uecker.
In the dream my dude-mobile is parked in a parking garage and between my car and
another car is a Mercedes. The Mercedes is sort of wedged between our cars with
nearly no clearance, and the driver of the Mercedes begins to pull forward. Sure
enough the driver turns too soon and scratches my bumper. It’s not dented, just
scratched, and the Mercedes driver gets out, gives me his business card and
tells me to send him the bill (I really wish, though, that I could remember the
information on the business card, that would be even more exciting to
investigate, but anyway, I digress). As simple as this dream starts, suddenly
the dude asks me for my analysis of the popularity of Bob Uecker.
And I actually answer him, and I based my analysis on how old people are or
if they are a rabid baseball fan.
Baseball fans who pay attention to various team announcers generally will
know who Bob Uecker is, he’s the play-by-play man for the Milwaukee Brewers that
the Chicago Cub’s folks allow to sing "Take Me Out to the Ballgame" and
desecrate it. Simple enough. Others might not know him by name, but if you say
he’s the play-by-play man in the "Major League" movies they’ll know exactly who
you are talking about. Then I explain to the dude that a generation of young
kids will have no idea who he is, but that the rest of America, even if not a
baseball fan, but as long as they watched TV or listened to the radio during the
1980’s, will know him by name simply from the Miller Lite commercials he was in,
and it is because of him we say silly things when heading to our seats like "I
must be in the front row!" even as we find ourselves heading to what we now call
the "Uecker Seats." And then, as if on cue, I break into the jingle "Bob Uecker,
Bob Uecker, Bob Uecker’s his name; should be in the Hall of Fame. The guys all
like him; don’t forget us gals! Buy him a Lite, and be his pal! Uecker, Uecker,
Uecker it’s The Bob Uecker Show!"
And with that, like all good dreams, I wake up, wonder to myself "Self, how
in the hell do you still remember that Bob Uecker jingle?" Then, of
course, what song has been pulsing through my brain all day? Yup, you guessed
it, "The Bob Uecker Show" jingle. I don’t know if I can write a parody of that
thing to clear it from my head, but I guess, as a dude, it’s better to have that
stuck in my head rather than the latest Aly & AJ song. No more humming "You’re
not livin’ – ’til your livin’, livin’ with me," now I’m stuck humming a jingle
from the ‘80’s, complete with a higher pitch for "Don’t forget us gals." Now I
just worry about what song will be stuck in my head next.
That’s it for this one!
I’m The Dude on the Right!! L8R!!!
What’s New? A Podcast of: Stu & The Dude’s Weekend Wrap-Up! Britney’s Mom-Ass, “Shoot ‘Em Up” Talk, and Smelly Coffee.
For this podcast episode of “Stu & The Dude’s Weekend Wrap-Up!” Stu Gotz is trying to deal with his allergies, and his weekend was sort of boring except he is amazed at the ability of his son to recognize various smells. The Dude on the Right saw “Shoot ‘Em Up,” but for the most part the boys talk about the MTV Video Music Awards that had Britney Spears not losing her mom-ass yet, and Sarah Silverman doing stand-up that would have went over great in a club, just not so much at the award show. At least The Dude didn’t have to talk much about watching the Chicago Bears and the Chicago Cubs both lose.
Stu & The Dude’s Weekend Wrap-Up! Britney’s Mom-Ass, “Shoot ‘Em Up” Talk, and Smelly Coffee.
By:
The Dude on the Right
Sneezing is a part of allergies sometimes, and Stu’s nose is all full of
allergy, but he’s muddling through it for
this podcast of "Stu & The Dude’s Weekend Wrap-Up!" Stu’s weekend wasn’t
that exciting, just finishing up his basement cleaning and being amazed at the
olfactory senses that his son possesses. Me, I regale Stu with my seeing
"Shoot ‘Em Up," but for the most part both of us caught Britney Spears on
the MTV Video Music Awards so, much like everyone else broadcasting today, we
give our take. Stu totally recognizes Ms. Spears’ mom-ass, and I almost feel
sorry for her. Sometimes I can be sympathetic, but I will say that the entire
VMA package was a complete train wreck. Even so, it’s a good thing the
VMA’s were on because I really didn’t want to talk about watching the Chicago
Bears nor the Chicago Cubs respective losses, which I also viewed over the
weekend.
Thanks for listening.
That’s it for this one! I’m The Dude on the Right!! L8R!!!
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What’s New? A Movie Review of “Shoot ‘Em Up.”
For this movie review of “Shoot ‘Em Up,” The Dude on the Right thinks the movie lives up to the title, and then some. He also thinks Neo’s shooting skills in “The Matrix” pale in comparison to those of Smith in this movie. “Shoot ‘Em Up” also gives new meaning to the phrase “It’s raining men” and shows that a carrot can actually cause you to lose your eyesight.
What’s New? A Podcast of: A Parody of “Hey There Delilah,” Baggy Pant Laws, and What’s Up With Rick Ankiel?
For this podcast The Dude on the Right worries about the humiliation ammunition he has just given his niece and nephew, and hell, the rest of the world, for his parody of “Hey There Delilah” from The Plain White T’s. He calls his song “I Hate Delilah,” and decided to do it a cappella since he’s lazy. Nice timing for him since he wrote this song after it has already hit its popularity peak. He also spouts about Eddie Griffin dropping the “N”-Bomb, is worried about his Chicago Cubs, and is troubled by towns making laws about wearing pants that show your butt-crack. And, oh yea, what was Rick Ankiel with the St. Louis Cardinals doing with HGH (Human Growth Hormone) a few years ago. We all want to know.