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Deuce Bigalow:
European Gigolo
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Starring: Rob Schneider, Eddie Griffin
MPAA Rated: R
Released By: Columbia Pictures
Web Site: www.deucebigalow2.com
Kiddie Movie: Definitely not.
Date Movie: Depends on if your date is an inhabitant of Easily Amused.
Gratuitous Sex: Mostly nudity and talk.
Gratuitous Violence: People get thrown through windows.
Action: Not really.
Laughs: If you are an inhabitant of Easily Amused.
Memorable Scene: The scene where Deuce's "stop whales from beaching" device goes haywire.
Memorable Quote: Too many.
Directed By: Mike Bigelow
Produced By: Jack Giarraputo, Adam Sandler, John Schneider

Deuce Bigalow:
European Gigolo

A Movie Review

MPAA Rated - R

It's 1:17 Long

A Review by
The Dude on the Right
I can fully understand critics giving this movie zero stars, Ĺ star, or maybe 1 star. I really can. I understand this, because, yes, the movie is everything these critics have been writing or saying about it. But "Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo" is the kind of movie made not having a criticís opinion in mind, but rather appealing to the folks of the country of Easily Amused, of which I am proclaiming myself King, because, yes, as dumb as the movie pretty much was, I couldnít help but laugh at each of the new words and phrases that were invented to replace the word "penis." And who canít appreciate a pimp-boat.

Deuce Bigalowís (Rob Schneider) last couple of years haven't been going well. First he loses his wife with one leg to a turtle feeding mishap where the lettuce was tainted with meat, inviting the sharks to come along, that once they spit out the lettuce decided Kate would make a better meal. Then his development of a device to stop whales from beaching kinda goes haywire. Now Bruce is a wanted man and thank goodness for Bruce that his old buddy T.J. (Eddie Griffin) is having some issues in Amsterdam and invites Bruce to pay him a visit.

It seems that gigolos are having a bit of a problem in Amsterdam, namely they are being killed off, and T.J. is worried as business starts to dry up. When T.J. is framed for one of the murders, itís now up to Deuce to go under-cover, meeting up, again, with a variety of freaky women (one has a penis for a nose, watch out for her sneeze, another who has more of a blow-hole rather than a tracheotomy, watch out for hiccups, and another has giant ears, so of course there is no better way to get a man to stop checking out her ears if she were to get a boob job), and once again, rather than just being the man-whore that he is, he makes the women feel better about themselves. As Deuceís investigation gets deeper and deeper, of course there is also a love interest that develops for Deuce, and yes, in the end, Deuce saves the gigolos from being blown up, and all is back to normal in the man-whore world.

Like I said, as King of Easily Amused, I knew what to expect going into this film, and got exactly that, and a little bit more thanks to the likes of Norm Macdonald as a crotchety old man-whore. There is also an extension of the vocabulary for the word "penis," and Iím sure I missed some, but we find "Lock Ness Monster," "schlong," "man-gina," "he-pussy," "magic shenis," "snatch pole," and "she cock" to name a few. We are also introduced to some new terminology for kinky sex acts, expanding on the "Dirty Sanchez" to give us things like the "Filthy Ramirez," "Cambodian Creamsicle," "Turkish Sno-Cone," "Chili Rainbow," and the scarily portrayed "Portuguese Breakfast."

Look, the boys are in Amsterdam, so you definitely get some drug use, some nudity, and some kinky sex. You also get exactly what you will expect from this movie, so for those critics who gave it zero stars, like I said, I understand your stance, but for me, itís 3 Ĺ stars out of 5 for being exactly what it was made out to be: humor for us in the land of Easily Amused. Stupid. Yea, so what, but I still enjoyed it and thatís why Iím King.

Thatís it for this one! Iím The Dude on the Right!! L8R!!!

 

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