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Barnyard
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Starring: Voices of: Kevin James, Courteney Cox, Danny Glover, Andie MacDowell, Wanda Sykes
MPAA Rated: PG
Released By: Paramount Pictures
Web Site: www.barnyardmovie.com
Kiddie Movie: Keep the younger ones away, or be prepared for some nightmares.
Date Movie: Only if you're going to the movie with your kids.
Gratuitous Sex: Technically there are a lot of boobs hanging out, but nah.
Gratuitous Violence: The coyote scenes are a little rough for the little ones.
Action: There's some car chasing going on.
Laughs: A couple of funny moments.
Memorable Scene: The cows being chased by the police, ala "Cops."
Memorable Quote: Nothing stood out.
Directed By: Steve Oedekerk
Produced By: Paul Marshal, Steve Oedekerk

Barnyard
A Movie Review

MPAA Rated - PG

It's 1:23 Long

A Review by
The Dude on the Right
First off, let me get this out of the way. I know cows are female, yet in the movie "Barnyard" cows are portrayed as both male and female. For those of you complaining about this, get over it. Itís a movie, all of the animals talk and party, and maybe the easiest thing for you to do, if you canít get past the fact of male cows with udders, just consider them man-boobs. Fine, letís get to the storyÖ

As life has it in this cartoon world of "Barnyard," farm animals can walk on two legs and talk to each other, but the underlying rule is that they only do it when us humans arenít watching. For this movie, Ben (voiced by Sam Elliott) is the leader of the animals on the farm, and also their chief protector from the big, bad, coyotes. Heís got a son, Otis (Kevin James), who pretty much just likes to goof off and have fun. Ben is constantly trying to get Otis to take life a little more serious, to grow up as it would be, and maybe take over someday as the leader of the animals, but Otis wants nothing of it, he just wants to party. But wouldnít you know it, in a cartoon story that isnít that surprising, there is tragedy at the farm, with Ben biting the bullet, or rather the coyotes biting Ben, and the rest of the movie being about Otis overcoming his grief, stepping up to the plate, and making Dad proud. And wouldnít you also know it, Otis does just that, although it does take him a little while to get it all figured out.

In the meantime we are treated to Otis falling in love with the new cow on the farm, Daisy (Courteney Cox), find out that cows know how to not only drive cars, but also how to hot-wire them, that the animals can put together a decent band, that little boys shouldnít go cow-tipping around this farm, and although the animals arenít really sure what a vegan is, they are sure grateful that there farmer is one.

I have to say that I did enjoy the story of the movie, even if it pretty much is a retelling of the "son must learn to grow-up" story. I also have to say that as cute as the movie was at times, it didnít do that much for my entertainment value, and the little girl in back of me didnít seem to find it very entertaining either judged by her fidgety-ness and kicking my seat throughout the film. I guess the only reason I can point my finger at why I wasnít entertained was simply because once the joke was done, about acting like animals in front of humans and acting like humans when the humans are gone, the jokes arenít really there anymore.

Benís dying seemed to be a little rough for some of the younger kids, and the coyotes also seemed pretty scary for them as well, so even though this is geared towards the kids, keep in mind it is PG and the little ones might have some coyote nightmares for a few days. But all in all, I guess Iím sort of split on this movie, so Iíll just wrap it up with 2 Ĺ stars out of 5. The movie does have some fun moments, but other than those, I just left the theater going "That was okay, I guess."

Thatís it for this one! Iím The Dude on the Right!! L8R!!!

 

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