The Dude on the Right explains why he thinks he might have been abducted by space aliens during this podcast, but at least he doesn’t think he got an anal probe. He also understands, yet still pokes fun, at why Brett Favre got weepy today during his retirement press conference. The Dude also gives his explanation of proper etiquette for voice mail, wishes some of the dudettes on “American Idol” had been strippers, and with the drug Heparin, thinks you should thank a pig and a scientist, pray it’s not a Chinese pig, although he has no problem with the scientist being Chinese.