Big Momma’s House 2

MPAA Rated – PG-13
It’s 1:39 Long
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Big Momma’s House 2
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Starring: Martin Lawrence
MPAA Rated: PG-13
Released By: 20th Century Fox
Release Date: 2006
Directed By: John Whitesell

I didn’t find the first “Big Momma’s House” very entertaining, thought it tried too hard to get laughs, even giving it only 2 out of 5 stars. It should come as no surprise, then, that my initial thought of hearing they are making a sequel was “Why in God’s name would you make a sequel for this movie?” I guess when the original was budgeted around $30 million and made over $100 million you give Martin Lawrence a few bucks to put on the fat lady suit once again to try and fight some crime. After seeing the trailer, this movie really looks horrible, and that’s all I’ve got to say about this.

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Big Momma’s House

MPAA Rated – PG-13
It’s 1:38 Long
A Review by:
The Dude on the Right

Big Momma’s House
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Starring: Martin Lawrence, Paul Giamatti, Nia Long
MPAA Rated: PG-13
Released By: 20th Century Fox
Release Date: 2000
Kiddie Movie: They will probably find Big Momma funny but might not know why.
Date Movie: She might chuckle or wonder why you brought her to such a piece of garbage.
Gratuitous Sex: Nah.
Gratuitous Violence: Some fighting.
Action: Nah.
Laughs: Simple humor.
Memorable Scene: None.
Memorable Quote: None.
Directed By: Raja Gosnell

Sometimes it was funny. Sometimes it was dumb. Most of the time it just tried to hard or didn’t push the envelope far enough. The movie was “Big Momma’s House.”

The story isn’t new – Cops go on a stakeout, one cop, in disguise, falls in love with stakeout victim, other cop keeps telling him he’s getting too close, cop dismisses it, cops catch bad guy, cop in love gets the girl. The quickest other movie references that comes to mind are the “Stakeout” movie series. This time we’ve got Martin Lawrence and Paul Giamatti as the cops and Nia Long as the person their protecting/staking out. Martin plays Malcom, and also Big Momma in disguise. Paul is John, and Nia is hot, oh wait, I mean Sherry. Sherry is on the run from her escaped-from-prison ex-boyfriend, and decides Big Momma’s house is the place to be. The real Big Momma is out of town for a few days. And Malcom, the master of disguises, decides he can pull off being Big Momma. Donning a mask, some giant inserts, and a new voice, Malcolm works to find out if Sherry is a bad girl or good girl, all the while knowing that her ex-boyfriend will probably show up for some old money lying around. Malcolm’s in love, John doesn’t really know what to do, and Sherry loves Big Momma and is falling in love with the Malcolm while not in disguise because he’s just a really nice guy.

Yea, you can figure the ending – The bad guy gets captured, Malcolm has to explain himself to Sherry, and everyone lives happily ever after.

The story is simple, so giving things away like I did don’t really hurt watching the movie much. It’s that laughs that try to hard. The jokes are easy – the big, ol’ black lady working the town jokes, taking a dump jokes, guy loves girl jokes, nosey neighbor jokes, and I think you get the point. They come and they come a lot, but they don’t push the envelope to gross-out or gut-busting and that is where this movie comes up short, which is too bad because Martin Lawrence keeps trying so hard but just can’t find the right movie to put him to the next level. I like Martin, think he can be very funny, but just can’t find that role to make him a must-see at a movie.

So, did I like the movie? At times, yes, it made me chuckle. But, at times, no, it made me just wonder why this or that scene should be funny. It just didn’t hit the “cute” level it seemed to be reaching for. With that I give “Big Momma’s House” 2 stars out of 5. There was a lot of potential it just didn’t reach.

That’s it for this one! I’m The Dude on the Right!! L8R!!!

Bad Boys 2

MPAA Rated – R
It’s 2:27 Long
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Bad Boys 2
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Starring: Martin Lawrence, Will Smith, Joe Pantoliano
MPAA Rated: R
Released By: Columbia Pictures
Directed By: Michael Bay

Did you know the original “Bad Boys” was released in 1995, that was like 8 years ago, and did you know that its original budget was around 23 million dollars and it made about 141 million worldwide? I didn’t, but I’m sure the folks at Columbia pictures did, hence a remake of a movie I didn’t even see.

Will Smith and Martin Lawrence are back as the cool cops, funny yet getting the job done at the same time. This time the twist is that Smith’s character falls for Lawrence’s sister, and it might get in the way of their case.

This is another movie that the plot really doesn’t matter. You will go and see it because it looks funny, Lawrence and Smith had good chemistry in the original, and you know there will be cool car chases, things blowing up, and maybe some nudity.

That’s it for this preview! I’m The Dude on the Right!! L8R!!!

College Road Trip

MPAA Rated – G
It’s ? Long
A Review by:
The Dude on the Right

College Road Trip
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Starring: Martin Lawrence, Raven-Symone
MPAA Rated: G
Released By: Disney Pictures
Release Date: 2008
Directed By: Roger Kumble

This seems like kind of a weird movie for Disney to take on, especially with the story being about a high school girl checking out colleges she wants to go to, but what the hell. For the movie we get Melanie (Raven-Symone) as the high school girl. Originally the plan was to visit the colleges with her friends, but dad is a police dude (played by Martin Lawrence), and the last thing a high school girl wants is her overprotective dad around when she’s trying to impress the college dudes. And then, of course, hilarity is supposed to ensue.

The trailer shows a movie really being marketed to the tween girls, and I suppose even though the material is about the end of high school, who can’t relate to a movie about not wanting your parents around, and then, of course, realizing you really love them.

That’s it for this preview! I’m The Dude on the Right!! L8R!!!