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Dear Stu and Trash,
I admit it. There is no hope for me. I'm
addicted. To what, I hear you ask. To Drugs, alcohol, even
chocolate. No, it's much, much worse. I'm addicted to CHAT
LINES AND BON JOVI!!!!!!!! Yes I admit it, I'm sad. But it
would be sadder to ignore them, or to slight, them as you
have been doing! I WANT MORE PHOTOS! I WANT A CHAT LINE! I
WANT MY RIGHTS! Is there any hope left for me?!?!? Help me,
please. I'm desperate. I'm addicted. I'm sad. I'm addicted
to BON JOVI! Is there any hope left? Can someone help me?
The only solution I can think of is to find every photo
alive.
Jovi Addict
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Trash
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| I can think of a lot less worse
things to be addicted to, like crack cocaine, cigarettes,
and the American Democratic Party. I'm sure in a couple of
years some bleeding heart social scientist from Northwestern
will come out with a study showing how the addictive affects
of chatting on-line is leading to the down fall of society.
Then he'll get some big government grant, put a bunch of
kids in a room to shock them every time they look at a
computer, write a paper on it, and get a cabinet position,
like the U.S.'s new ges/redline.gif" width="595" height="10"> |
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