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Dear Stu and Trash,
Last semester at college I slept with a
lot of girls. I can't say it was bad, but it was a lot of
fun. The only problem now is that no one will come near me,
they all think I just sleep around, especially this one girl
who I have really fallen in love with. Being the playboy
that I was, I just don't know how to get her to realize that
I have changed and that it is her I really love. I guess my
question is how can I get her to see how much she means to
me, and how I would do anything for her. I really think I
have found the one to love for the rest of my life, but she
thinks I will just end up cheating on her, which I know I
won't. Please help.
Not Sleeping Around Anymore
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Stu
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Trash
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| Who the hell you trying to kid?!?
Ever hear the expression "you can't bullshit a
bullshitter"? You've changed?!? My ass you've
changed!!! Don't give me this song and dance about you
changing your way's because I know for a fact you cannot
change the nature on a beast. That is to say if you were a
whore in you're college days you'll be a whore in your
working days. Sure you may slow down a little, but when that
itch comes back you'll scratch it. I guarantee it.
If you want me to give you advice on how to make this
girl think your sleeping around days are over (how to lie to
her) then just say so.
But, as far as this girl you love, who thinks you'll give
her a funky disease, forget ! Forget all those girls you
ever met in college too because they all think you're a slut
and their is no way to change a girls mind once it is made
up, trust me! My advice to you is to find some new hunting
grounds, and you better find a couple of them. Just don't
nail every doe in sight because then you'll be in the same
position you're in now.
Stu |
Well join the club! You'd think
we would learn by now that the things we do will come back
and haunt us! So, you actually think you met the woman for
you (did your brain hurt after that thought?). I would say
that is your problem right there. When a guy (I figure you
can't be a man) "thinks" a woman is for him, that
usually means he is finding excuses to not have to make any
serious decisions. She probably feels that you still plan on
kissing up to the babes behind her back because you haven't
decided what you are going to do with her. Maybe it is about
time you gave her an idea of what your game-plan is, the she
would have some sense of her fate.
I have a friend that always says it is better to have a
girlfriend 'cuz you can get rid of her whenever you want. If
she is your wife, you'll lose half! It is pretty hard to
believe someone when you feel disposable. Get a grip and
give this girl a real answer.
See ya!
Trash |

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