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Help! I need advice from Stu & Trash!

Dear Stu and Trash,
Last semester at college I slept with a lot of girls. I can't say it was bad, but it was a lot of fun. The only problem now is that no one will come near me, they all think I just sleep around, especially this one girl who I have really fallen in love with. Being the playboy that I was, I just don't know how to get her to realize that I have changed and that it is her I really love. I guess my question is how can I get her to see how much she means to me, and how I would do anything for her. I really think I have found the one to love for the rest of my life, but she thinks I will just end up cheating on her, which I know I won't. Please help.
Not Sleeping Around Anymore

Stu Says...

Trash Says...

Who the hell you trying to kid?!? Ever hear the expression "you can't bullshit a bullshitter"? You've changed?!? My ass you've changed!!! Don't give me this song and dance about you changing your way's because I know for a fact you cannot change the nature on a beast. That is to say if you were a whore in you're college days you'll be a whore in your working days. Sure you may slow down a little, but when that itch comes back you'll scratch it. I guarantee it.

If you want me to give you advice on how to make this girl think your sleeping around days are over (how to lie to her) then just say so.

But, as far as this girl you love, who thinks you'll give her a funky disease, forget ! Forget all those girls you ever met in college too because they all think you're a slut and their is no way to change a girls mind once it is made up, trust me! My advice to you is to find some new hunting grounds, and you better find a couple of them. Just don't nail every doe in sight because then you'll be in the same position you're in now.

Stu

Well join the club! You'd think we would learn by now that the things we do will come back and haunt us! So, you actually think you met the woman for you (did your brain hurt after that thought?). I would say that is your problem right there. When a guy (I figure you can't be a man) "thinks" a woman is for him, that usually means he is finding excuses to not have to make any serious decisions. She probably feels that you still plan on kissing up to the babes behind her back because you haven't decided what you are going to do with her. Maybe it is about time you gave her an idea of what your game-plan is, the she would have some sense of her fate.

I have a friend that always says it is better to have a girlfriend 'cuz you can get rid of her whenever you want. If she is your wife, you'll lose half! It is pretty hard to believe someone when you feel disposable. Get a grip and give this girl a real answer.

See ya!
Trash


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Editor's Disclaimer: Cheap Advice from Stu Gotz & Trash is part serious, part entertainment. Their answers are blunt, sometimes biased, sometimes sexist, and sometimes they even try to be funny. Neither Stu nor Trash have any education in psychology, psychiatry, or really in advising people at all, but they do have an opinion and their advice is meant to be taken for what it is - free advice.

 

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