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Stu Gotz & Trash


Help! I need advice from Stu & Trash!

Dear Stu and Trash,
Being that cigars are all the rage, can you recommend a good stogie to me?
Smokin' Joe

Stu Says...

Trash Says...

Dear Smokin Joe:
The only good cigar is a lit cigar and the only bad cigar is no cigar. Cigars are a lot like pizza and sex: Even when it's bad it's still pretty good. As for me, I like a long, thick cigar (I'm sure Trash would agree),. A churchill if you will (52 ring, 7 in length) As far as brands you can't beat Arturo Fuente. When I don't have $13.00 to blow on a cigar I'll usually smoke a five to six dollar Astral or Santa Rosa. If I'm really cheap I'll choke on a $1.75 Bering. But, if I had my choice I'd smoke nothing but Cohiba's all day long. But since they're from Cuba I can only dream about them (yea right!).

Here's to your throat and mouth cancer!
Stu Gotz

Dear Smokin Joe:
Oh yea. Since cigars are the rage, and those "classy" women are smoking them, I guess you expect me to be able to give you advice. Well, me, I'm a leader, not a follower, so about the only advice I can give you is to pick one that you can smoke without burning yourself or your house down.

See ya!

Help! I need advice from Stu & Trash!

Editor's Disclaimer: Cheap Advice from Stu Gotz & Trash is part serious, part entertainment. Their answers are blunt, sometimes biased, sometimes sexist, and sometimes they even try to be funny. Neither Stu nor Trash have any education in psychology, psychiatry, or really in advising people at all, but they do have an opinion and their advice is meant to be taken for what it is - free advice.


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