|
Dear Stu and Trash,
Being that cigars are all the rage, can
you recommend a good stogie to me?
Smokin' Joe
|
 Stu
Says... |
 Trash
Says... |
Dear Smokin Joe:
The only good cigar is a lit cigar and the only bad cigar is
no cigar. Cigars are a lot like pizza and sex: Even when
it's bad it's still pretty good. As for me, I like a long,
thick cigar (I'm sure Trash would agree),. A churchill if
you will (52 ring, 7 in length) As far as brands you can't
beat Arturo Fuente. When I don't have $13.00 to blow on a
cigar I'll usually smoke a five to six dollar Astral or
Santa Rosa. If I'm really cheap I'll choke on a $1.75
Bering. But, if I had my choice I'd smoke nothing but
Cohiba's all day long. But since they're from Cuba I can
only dream about them (yea right!).
Here's to your throat and mouth cancer!
Stu Gotz
|
Dear Smokin Joe:
Oh yea. Since cigars are the rage, and those
"classy" women are smoking them, I guess you
expect me to be able to give you advice. Well, me, I'm a
leader, not a follower, so about the only advice I can give
you is to pick one that you can smoke without burning
yourself or your house down.
See ya!
Trash
|
Help!
I need advice from Stu & Trash!
Editor's Disclaimer: Cheap Advice from Stu
Gotz & Trash is part serious, part entertainment. Their answers
are blunt, sometimes biased, sometimes sexist, and sometimes they
even try to be funny. Neither Stu nor Trash have any education in
psychology, psychiatry, or really in advising people at all, but
they do have an opinion and their advice is meant to be taken for
what it is - free advice. |
