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Stu Gotz & Trash


Help! I need advice from Stu & Trash!

Dear Stu and Trash,
I've got this problem with a friend of mine. See, she and I used to play darts and she always wins. What shall I do? I want to practice, but I don't want her to know that I've been practicing, and I can't practice on my own, can I? Please help me, I'm tired of losing 21.
Mikko, male, age 21

Stu Says...

Trash Says...

Beat by a girl? What kind of man are you?!? Females are the weaker of the species and that should never be forgotten!

About darts... I love the game and I'm proud to say that I'm pretty good. Getting good did take a lot of practice but more importantly it took good form. You can practice all you want but if you can't stand right, shoot without bouncing, or aim, just give it up.

So my friend my advice to you is to practice a lot and work on your form while doing so. When you're closing a game of Cricket in 8 or less rounds I suggest you challenge your friend to a game and kick her ass. If by chance it looks like she might win, then fake a seizure and go back to practicing.

Hit a ton for me,

Easy one, dear. Buy yourself a dart board and practice late at night. If you don't want her to see the dart board on the wall... well, take it down when you're finished and then put a picture in its place.


Help! I need advice from Stu & Trash!

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