Dear Stu and Trash,
I wanna get my tongue pierced and was
wondering how dangerous it is and all the negative things
Barbell, male, age 16
|I hear that tongue piercing
enhances fellatio, so if you're planning on sucking a weiner, I say you go for it. You may want to check into
local laws regarding age and piercing. I like body piercing
myself and in fact have three holes in my body myself and am
planning more. I will say however, when I got my first I was
19 years old and living on my own. You being only 16 may run
into a little trouble with not only local laws but also your
parents. Try talking to them and feeling them out first.
Just don't go do it and come home only to have your parents
freak out and make your life miserable for weeks. Granted it
may be your body, but you're living under their roof and with
that often comes some double standards and rules. Good luck!
E-Mail me and let me know what happens.
|Ummm, the negative things… let
me think. Oh yea, it's like totally gross and unattractive.
If you are thinking of doing it to get down some teenage
girls pants, think twice. By the time she enters reality it
will completely turn her off. I don't know much about the
health effects. I know it can increase your chances of
getting AIDS if some idiot stabs your tongue with a dirty
needle. If that's not a negative I don't know what is.
Aren't there enough people piercing things on their
bodies these days? I don't think it shows any form of
individuality. Like all things it's a fad that will die in
time, then you'll be stuck with a hole in your tongue.
I need advice from Stu & Trash!
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