Right. Why bother when there are so
many Mrs. Wrongs out there. My advice to you is check out
your local nudie bars. There you can have a relationship one
dollar at a time a and steamy romance for about twenty
bucks. The advantage to this type of relationship is you get
variety, don't have to worry about a divorce, and you'll
probably save money in the long run. Women are high
If you're truly serious about settling down, then I
extend to you my condolences and offer you this advice: Stay
a way from the bars. These chicks just want free drinks and
if you do get some you better go see a doctor. The ads in
the papers are usually second hand losers with extra baggage
and the phone bill will kill you. Go back to school. There
are tons of women in college both young and old. Take one of
those expansion courses like photography, gourmet cooking,
or golf. Yes, golf. A lot of good career minded women like
to play golf.
Actually, the best place to meet nice women is at church.
Believe it or not I, Stu Gotz, am a God fearing man and go
to church regularly. Sure, I still have some vices. I enjoy
an occasional cigar, I like to have a beer with friends, and
if liking to look at nude women is a sin, than feel free to
crucify me - just make sure you nail my hand to my pecker.
Most churches sponsor a singles group, and if you find one
that is lame just check out another church. Just be warned.
Don't go after church girls if deep down you're not right
with God. If that's the case head back to the bars because
it's one thing to deal with the wrath of a women and another
to deal with the wrath of God.
|Are you sure you are a male? I
didn't realize you had a biological clock to worry about!
So, what age does menopause kick in for guys? 26 1/2?
Look, I'm a nice girl (depending on your definition of
nice) and I don't think I could handle meeting you.
Unfortunately, (ask any of the guys at Entertainment Ave!)
girls don't want a nice guy. We seem to attract jerks. It is
If you are a self-centered, GQ looking guy, you got it
made. We also seem to go after the guys that drool over
lap-dancers. So it looks like you are just shit out of luck.
See, this whole "feel sorry for yourself" attitude
won't work. If you are incapable of becoming a jerk (which
then, you deserve a gold medal), then look for a chick at
church or at the library. I'm sure they are having as good
of luck as you.