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Dear Stu and Trash,
I am currently attending Trent University and have found
that a lot of the students do not enjoy listening to
Barenaked Ladies. How can I convert them without losing
people who could be potential friends?
Suzy-Q, female.
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Stu
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Trash
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| Convert your friends to BNL
listeners. What king of cult crap is that?!? Speaking of
which, I hear that sleep depravation is a good way to
convert people. How about busting some knee caps like those
crazy Spanish Catholics did during the Inquisition?
In all seriousness, the BNL are a really cool band that
sometime can't be truly appreciated by listening to them
alone. Try and catch a show with your friends, I guarantee
they'll become "Nakedlady-Heads."
Have a nice day and some Kraft Dinner,
Stu |
I'm a little confused here. No,
it's not the booze (this time). Why is it the people around
you must listen to the Barenaked Ladies? I don't listen to
them and may never will - My friends don't seem to mind. I
think college students have enough pressure in their lives,
and they don't need someone telling them what they should
listen to. My advice is to back off and just be a friend.
Have fun on mid-terms!
Trash |

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