The Dude on the Right
This podcast is on Thursday the 12th, which simply means that tomorrow is
Friday the 13th, but thanks to Stu Gotz begging me to change his ring tone on my
iPhone from "Old Phone" to "Duck," when he called me today, while I was taking a
totally relaxing pee, he scared the pee right back in. The thing is that I
know holding your pee in isn’t a good thing, and I know this thanks to Jeff
Probst from "Survivor" who nicely detailed his enlarged bladder problem in
an interview with Howard Stern a while ago.
But this podcast isn’t only about
peeing, I also question Kelly Clarkson‘s taking on Clive Davis, but more
importantly can’t decide if I have a bigger crush on the Obama Girl, who
has a crush on Obama, or if I find myself more hot for the Hott 4 Hill
girl. I suppose if I knew the Hott 4 Hill girl was bisexual, well, that
might seal the deal, although I’m not sure a threesome with Hott 4 Hill, Hill,
and me, is really what I’m looking for. Now a ménage a trois with Obama
girl and the Hott 4 Hill girl, that would almost make me run for President in
2008, and I’ll bet the video might almost be able to finance my campaign.
That’s it for this one! I’m The Dude on the Right!! L8R!!!