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July 30, 2007

Stu & The Dude's Weekend Wrap-Up! "The Simpsons Movie," It's Not Stu's Fault, and Boinking Animals.

By: The Dude on the Right
After weeks apart Stu Gotz and I are back together again for this podcast, and because the news is so timely, only happening a couple of weeks ago, I was happy to find out that Stu didn't find out who the Emmy nominees are for “Outstanding Original Music and Lyrics,” and I hip him to a couple of the potential winners (Go Dick, boo Poo).

In other news Stu tries to defend himself after my last podcast stating he is not the reason I am chubby, and we both reminisce of our catching "The Simpsons Movie." Stu didn't do much else over the weekend, it seems he’s too busy listening to “Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows.” Yup, that’s right, he’s too lazy to read the book and bought the audio version. His latest Harry Potter issues don’t seem to be helping his sex life any, but Mama Gotz got a free ride for the younger Gotz at a carnival, and Stu had to hip her as to the probable reason why.

Me, I missed "Entourage" yesterday, but Stu says I should watch it soon, something about animal boinking. Thank God for HBO On Demand - animal boinking here I come! Wait a minute, that sounds really wrong. I mean "Watching animal boinking, here I come!"  I guess that doesn't seem to sound any better, now I'm just a voyeur and not a participant.  Third times a charm - "Entourage," here I come!

Thanks for listening.

That's it for this one!  I'm The Dude on the Right!!  L8R!!!

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July 26, 2007

A Song for Mom, Stu Gotz is Why I'm Fat, and R.I.P. Weekly World News.

By: The Dude on the Right
Next week Stu and I will get back together for a weekend wrap-up, but this is my Thursday podcast on the anniversary of one of the most important days of my life – it’s my mom’s birthday, which, if that didn’t happen, well, I wouldn’t have happened, and then I wouldn’t have been able to sing my song to my mom during this podcast. Hopefully she’ll stop listening after the song so she doesn’t hear me accidentally drop a couple of “F” bombs during the rest of the podcast.

And as important as my mom is, because she is the best mom in the world, this podcast also delves into the fact that I think I have found the problem for my chubbiness, and that problem’s name is Stu Gotz. And as happy a day that it is, it’s also sort of sad because the “Weekly World News” has announced it is going to cease publication next week. Stu Gotz also told me today he thought I was being hard on Lorain, OH, my hometown, but I guess I’m just frustrated because there is so much potential for it to be a really cool city, instead of driving down Broadway and seeing a closed car wash and a shuttered gyro shop.

Thanks for listening.

That's it for this one!  I'm The Dude on the Right!!  L8R!!!

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July 16, 2007

Stu & The Dude's Weekend Wrap-Up! An RV, Not Running Drugs, and Harry Potter.

By: The Dude on the Right
Stu's back, barely, so we're back to our standard podcast programming of a weekend wrap-up. I say Stu's back, barely, because thanks to his not believing Mama Gotz would be diligent enough to find one to his specifications, well, the Gotz family is now the proud owner of a recreational vehicle. Yup, that's right, better than a family truckster, the Gotz's have an RV. So, for Stu's weekend wrap-up, his was all about flying out to Arizona to drive the thing back with his buddy, Cell-Phone John. He saw a giant cross, got pulled over by a cop who helped him learn a thing or two about drug smuggling, and made it back to the Gotz household at 3AM this morning.  He also explains why you can't always count on Google Maps to be correct in telling you how long your trip will take (the Google folks seem to forget something very important in their calculations).

Me, I wish my weekend was nearly as exciting as Stu's, but I kept it simple by seeing "Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix," of which I give Stu my take on the film, going for a walk, and working on our Second Life location. I also tell Stu that in his place next week I might try to persuade my niece to join me for a podcast. We'll see how that goes, but I doubt she'll grace me with her presence, so, instead, I might be flying solo.

Thanks for listening.

That's it for this one!  I'm The Dude on the Right!!  L8R!!!

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July 12, 2007

Enlarged Bladders, Stu Gotz is a Duck, and Do U Have a Crush on Obama or R U Hott 4 Hill?

By: The Dude on the Right
This podcast is on Thursday the 12th, which simply means that tomorrow is Friday the 13th, but thanks to Stu Gotz begging me to change his ring tone on my iPhone from "Old Phone" to "Duck," when he called me today, while I was taking a totally relaxing pee, he scared the pee right back in.  The thing is that I know holding your pee in isn't a good thing, and I know this thanks to Jeff Probst from "Survivor" who nicely detailed his enlarged bladder problem in an interview with Howard Stern a while ago.

But this podcast isn't only about peeing, I also question Kelly Clarkson's taking on Clive Davis, but more importantly can't decide if I have a bigger crush on the Obama Girl, who has a crush on Obama, or if I find myself more hot for the Hott 4 Hill girl.  I suppose if I knew the Hott 4 Hill girl was bisexual, well, that might seal the deal, although I'm not sure a threesome with Hott 4 Hill, Hill, and me, is really what I'm looking for.  Now a ménage a trois with Obama girl and the Hott 4 Hill girl, that would almost make me run for President in 2008, and I'll bet the video might almost be able to finance my campaign.

That's it for this one!  I'm The Dude on the Right!!  L8R!!!

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July 9, 2007

Stu's Gone, A Missed Opportunity, iPhone Ringtones, and Live Earth.

By: The Dude on the Right
So I'm flying solo for this podcast which normally would be a "Stu & The Dude Weekend Wrap-Up!", but Stu is traveling the nation so for this one, well, it's just me.  The odd thing was that even though I didn't think I had much to talk about, fifteen minutes flies by as I let you know I might have missed my chance for stardom, namely by not becoming a "Survivor" contestant.  It's also been over a week since I've had my iPhone, and I love it, do not regret my buying decision because I knew what I was getting when I got it, but am patiently waiting for the ever-rumored software/firmware update to enhance my ringtone assignments.  For now all of my cool friends simply sound like an old phone ringing (I couldn't go the distance and make them sound like ducks), but one day, again, I hope, when Harry Caray starts spouting "It could be, it is!", well, I'll know The Dude on the Left is calling me.

And since I couldn't stop talking for this podcast, watching "Live Earth" got me reminiscing about probably the best Stu Gotz line in a review, ever, located in his Melissa Etheridge review.   Sadly her performance on "Live Earth" let me down.

That's it for this one!  I'm The Dude on the Right!!  L8R!!!

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July 3, 2007

Stu & The Dude's Weekend Wrap-Up! Part 1 is Entertainment and Part 2 is Stu and his Stories.

By: The Dude on the Right
Sure, sometimes Stu Gotz and I have a lot to talk about, but Stu had a weekend that was filled with just too many stories, and we could have talked for hours, but to simplify things for you, well, this week's "Stu & The Dude's Weekend Wrap Up!" has been split in two.  Podcast Part 1 deals with mostly things entertainment like us planning on seeing "Transformers," (They're more than meets the eye you know!), my obsession and getting an iPhone (those Apple folks sure have their act together), I skipped "Ratatouille" after both Stu and Richard Roeper's reviews (Do kids comprehend cooking?), I saw "Live Free or Die Hard," and we talk TV about "Entourage" and "Burn Notice."  I also saw a lady try to cram a patio set into her convertible Jaguar.

But Stu's weekend wasn't a lot about entertainment so we put that into Podcast Part 2, and on his plate were things like getting an RV (Never give a woman, especially Mama Gotz, a challenge), where not to have pictures of your old girlfriend when you get a new woman (Like his buddy who had them in his "My Photos" folder), Baptism etiquette,is Mama Gotz a heathen, and Stu just can't let go of the photos his buddy has lost.

That's it for this one!  I'm The Dude on the Right!!  L8R!!!

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