Who knew it was so difficult to get a penis donor? That, in essence, is the underlying theme of “The Final Member,” one of the most riveting and at times hilarious documentaries that will make most men cross their legs and give that “protect my junk” gesture with their hands, while women will watch in utter amazement at the quest for a penis specimen. Andy reviews it and even he can’t believe he gives it 5 stars out of 5.
Thanks to Luke Bryan’s video for “My Kind of Night,” Andy is wondering a lot about bow and arrows, and archery, and if he could actually shoot an animal to eat it. He also wonders if his archery abilities would start a forest fire instead of a bonfire. Andy wonders too much sometimes.
Andy was in a quandary as his Greek lunch turned into a trip through the McDonald’s Drive-Thru and suddenly he found himself in a situation being offered a free strawberry lemonade that he wasn’t sure he really wanted. He needs your help to make the decision the next time should he find himself in a similar situation.
Andy enjoys Sophia Grace and Rosie on The Ellen DeGeneres Show, and enjoys their movie for being exactly what he expected it would be.
Andy now hates Mark Cuban. He used to like Mark Cuban, but now that he’s the star of an AT&T commercial that drives his dog, Milo, bonkers, he just can’t take any of Mr. Cuban’s antics, or at least this commercial. Andy’s worried he will now have to stop watching sporting events, the local news, and Shark Tank because of Mark.
April wasn’t the lamb it was supposed to be, but there sure were enough showers and Andy is wondering about your flowers.