Three Movies in Two Days, but Flies and a Dinner Got in the Way. Only “Clerks II” Got Done.


The Dude on the Right

I had a great plan, it was simply to see four movies in two days, those movies
being "Clerks
," "My
Super Ex-Girlfriend
," "Monster
," and "The
Lady in the Water
."  In the immortal words of Meat Loaf, no, wait, he
was a little short of this, he only had "Two Out of Three Ain’t Bad."  Me,
I had three out of four.  But the bad part is this weekend, I was only able
to get one review done, and this might sound weird, but it was because of flies,
and I’ll also blame Whammy, but I suppose, really, it’s not her fault. 
Nope, it was my fault asking her if she wanted to see a movie in 3-D with me
losing a couple of hours of valuable reviewing time, stuck at a great Italian
restaurant and great good, with interesting conversation as only Whammy seems to
come up with.  In a nutshell, who the hell would try to set her up with a
"Metal-Head" and a hunter?

So this weekend that was supposed to be full of
movie reviews became about trying to see movies, killing a lot of flies, and
having some really good food, although I did get an offer Stu will wonder why I
turned it down.  All I got done was one movie review, a lot of flies killed, and this blog. 
Dammit, there were a lot of flies.  And I still don’t know why.

That’s it for this one! I’m The Dude on the Right!! L8R!!!