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Lara Croft Tomb Raider:
The Cradle of Life
Movie Stats & Links |
| Starring: |
Angelina Jolie
(Does anyone else matter?) |
| MPAA Rated: |
PG-13 |
| Released By: |
Paramount Pictures |
| Web Site: |
www.tombraidermovie.com |
| Directed By: |
Jan de Bont |
| Produced By: |
Lawrence Gordon,
Lloyd Levin |
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Lara Croft Tomb Raider:
The Cradle of Life
A Movie Preview |
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You know what, the web site doesn’t tell a damn thing about this
movie except Lara jet skis, rides horses, and motorcycles through a
bunch of exotic places searching for a place called “The Cradle of
Life.”
And you know what else, that’s all you really probably care about,
and if Jolie wears skimpy outfits. You know there will be action, you
are pretty sure Jolie will be wearing something tight, and you know
Lara will save the day. Isn’t that all that matters? Alright, the
trailer does give a little more insight into the movie, something
about that there is someplace on earth where there is Pandora’s box,
namely something that could ruin the world as we know it. Do you
really care? No.
That’s it for this preview! I’m The Dude on the Right!! L8R!!! |
