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Stay Alive
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Starring: A bunch of people I havenít heard of yet.
MPAA Rated: PG-13
Released By: Touchstone Pictures
Web Site: www.canustayalive.com
Directed By: William Brent Bell
Produced By: y Barber, Roger Birnbaum, McG, Matthew Peterman, Peter Schlessel, James D. Stern

Stay Alive
A Movie Preview

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MPAA Rated - PG-13

It's 1:25 Long
Release Date: 03/24/06

A Preview by
The Dude on the Right
Some of the people in Hollywood have really figured things out. Iím not talking about how to make a good horror movie, Iím talking about how to make a movie that will make money. How do you do this? Well, you take a movie that has somewhat the potential for a decent horror flick, say, this movie, ďStay Alive,Ē and you make it just ungory enough, without enough gore, sex, violence, and the like, to make it rated R. This way the likes of my niece and her group of high school friends can spend their Saturday night seeing this movie instead of, well, anything else, because, well, it seems this is the perfect weekend to do so because there isnít squat coming out at the same time nationwide.

In any case, the plot of the movie is simple. These teens find a weird videogame, that is really cool, and kinda creepy. Then, as their characters in the game start dying, they start dying, in the same way that the videogame characters died. Oooh, creepy and scary, but sadly, not creepy and scary enough, and not with enough sex, to make this movie rated R.

The cast of characters doesnít really have anyone whose name I am familiar with, so maybe it will be a nice starting point for some of these actorís careers. Me, Iím just bummed itís rated PG-13, so maybe it will give me a chance to catch up on some of my movie viewing and skip this movie because, well, theyíre going for the money on this one, and not the horror, and thatís a bummer. My niece will probably like it, though.

Thatís it for this preview! Iím The Dude on the Right!! L8R!!!

 

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