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2 Days in the Valley
Movie Stats & Links |
| Starring: |
Jeff Daniels, Eric
Stoltz, Danny Aiello, Teri Hatcher, James Spader |
| MPAA Rated: |
R |
| Kiddie Movie: |
Not if you want
your kids to turn out like me. |
| Date Movie: |
I'd bring a chick
to see this movie, but then again I thought it was OK to
bring my mom to see Sirens. |
| Gratuitous Sex: |
A little. Spader
does a nice job with an ice cube on Charlize Theron. |
| Gratuitous
Violence: |
It's no Scarface,
but then again it ain't Mary Poppins. |
| Action: |
The movie flows
well but it's no Die Hard. |
| Laughs: |
A little dry
humor. |
| Memorable
Scene: |
The cat fight
between Hatcher and Theron. |
| Memorable
Quote: |
The banter between
characters wasn't sharp like that in Clerks or Caddie Shack
so memorizing lines from this movie would just mean your a
looser without a life. |
| Directed By: |
John Herzfeld |
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2 Days in the Valley
A Movie Review |
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MPAA Rated - R |
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It's 1:44 Long |
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| A Review by |
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Stu Gotz |
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When I saw the previews for "2 Days In The Valley" I said
to myself "Self, you gotta see this movie!" But, much to my
dismay, the Friday it opened I had no one to go with. I
almost considered going alone but decided to wait instead.
It wasn't until a week later that I got my chance to see the
movie. I'm glad I waited and didn't go alone (thereby taking
the chance of being labeled a loser) because the movie
wasn't all that great.
"2 Days In The Valley" is a murder movie that tries to
have a Tarantino edge. Hard as it tries it fails at that.
There are a lot of great characters, portrayed by great
actors, in this movie, but none of them are really fully
developed. For example... Jeff Daniels plays a vice cop that
hates hookers and is on the edge of a nervous breakdown. He
lives across from a golf course and in one good scene he
pulls his gun on some golfers that just broke his window.
The good Lord knows I've broken my share of windows on a
golf course and I'm thankful the home owners have never
pulled a gun on me! Anyway, Daniels holds the golfers at bay
for a few and just walks away calling them "hacks." His role
is so small in this movie that I'm not sure why the writer
even shows us that he's burdened by depression.
Eric Stoltz plays Daniels partner. Eric is a vice cop
trying to make detective. Although he's been on the force
for 10 years he's still a little fresh and is falling for an
Asian hooker. But that's all the movie gives you. Again...
Why bother giving us so much personal detail if it doesn't
pay off in the end? Paul Mazursky plays a washed up and
suicidal movie writer/director that quite frankly I could
care less about. His character adds nothing to the story
line except that he shoots Spader and later, the movie hints
that the whole situation he finds himself in inspires him to
write a movie that will save his career (the movie Get
Shorty kind of does the same thing). Then there's Superman's
babe Teri Hatcher. She plays an Olympic skier who hires
James Spader to kill her cheating husband. Aside from a nice
ass shot and a good cat fight we get very little of Hatcher
in this movie.
So who does this movie focus on. Danny Aiello's
"washed-out hit man" character. Danny is a great actor that
does a great job of being pretty smart hit man with a
dislike for dogs (or is it they dislike him?). Danny gets
hired by James Spader to assist him in his murder for hire
job. Spader does a great job of being a "jealous, psycho,
murder for hire creep."
The movie breaks down like this: It's early in the AM and
Terry Hatcher is in bed with her ex-husband. Spader and
Aiello break in, juice Hatcher, and kill her ex. Then Spader
kills Aiello, or so he thinks (Aiello was wearing a bullet
proof vest). It turns out later that Hatcher hired Spader to
kill her ex for the insurance money - that and he was a
cheating bastard whom she hated. Having done the job, Spader
wants to get paid but the money is in a safe at the murder
scene. No problem. Spader goes there and offs the detectives
to get the money. This whole time Aiello is trying to avoid
the cops and get out of Dodge alive. In doing so he stumbles
across a group of innocent by-standards and involves them in
his mess. He also falls for a girl during this time (can
Hollywood make a movie without a love interest?). This whole
scenario flows like a British farce.
As fate would have it, his and Spader's paths cross
again. This time Spader gets it. Well it's night now and in
the morning we see Aiello riding off into the sunset and
Hatcher hits bricks too. So really it was only 1 and 1/2 days
in the valley. Whew...
Like I said before, this movie has a lot of great
characters portrayed by some great actors. But, the movie as
a whole just doesn't come together. I get the feeling that
"2 Days In The Valley" was a screen play that had too much
good material, a lot got cut before shooting, and a lot more
wound up on the editing room floor. Despite all that, it was
still an OK movie and I don't regret having to pay $7.50 to
see it.
I give "2 Days In The Valley" 3 1/2 out of 5 stars and
I'm Stu Gotz. 'nuff said. |