Hotel de Love
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||Aden Young, Saffron Burrows, Simon Bowwell, Pippa
Lots of sexual innuendo, one real boob shot, and a story
line that is too adult for most kids. Bring your date, wife,
lover, person you're having an affair with, but leave the
kids at home.
See "Kiddie Movie"
Nothing really gratuitous.
It's a romantic comedy - don't expect it.
There's lots of cute scenes through the entire movie, but
none stand out.
Break it (the engagement) off... The penis is
communicating. The penis is not ready for a commitment... He
proposes and the penis goes on holiday... It's a sign!
Listen to the penis!
I've just gotten done seeing the story of my
life - well, sort of. I think I'll sue, although I wonder where Craig
Rosenberg found out all of that information about me. See, he wrote
and directed this romantic comedy (a.k.a. date movie) called "Hotel
de Love," and oddly enough there are many parts that mirror my life -
man that sucks.
Hotel de Love
A Movie Review
Where to begin. Let's see - first there's poor Steve (Simon
Bossell), brother of Rick (Aden Young), who is at a party and thinks
he has just found the girl of his dreams, Melissa (Saffron Burrows).
Only problem is Steve's too big and slow, like the dinosaurs - they
all died, and his brother moves in. Wouldn't you know it, during this
summer fling of 17 year olds, Rick gets to grope (and score) with the
babe Melissa while Steve gets to be a "friend" - although he does
score, just not with his true love. Melissa leaves and lives move on.
Rick becomes manager of the Hotel de Love, the same hotel his and
Steve's always bickering parents were married in, just got dumped at
the alter and is sleeping with the, by my personal tastes, better
babe Allison (Pippa Grandison), Steve becomes this stock-broker type
dude, and Melissa ends up the philosophy student/professor type.
Oddly enough they all end up at the Hotel de Love ten years later,
only Melissa brings along her new boyfriend, soon to be fiancé, soon
to be married, lover named Norman (Peter O'Brien).
What comes forth is a weekend of a bunch of different people
realizing what love is or isn't, who really loves whom or whom else,
and through it all it's the parents who can't stand each other that
show love is there all of the time, even if you don't know it yet.
This is not a movie that stretches many imaginations on the
outcome, but it is one of the cutest love stories I've seen in a
while. Through the many twists of loves, the jokes about penises, and
people trying to decide who they should sleep with, there is the
piano player dude and cheesy hotel band who play just about every bad
70's love song, from Captain and Tennille to Air Supply, from 10CC to
Little River Band. Just as cheesy as the songs are the themes of the
rooms. You've got the "Subterranean Seduction," "Garden of Eden," and
"Sports Arena" rooms, and you know, it's those kinds of things that
keep you smiling throughout the movie.
"Hotel de Love" the movie is as quirky as the name of the hotel,
as the mom, Edith Dunne (Julia Blake), tries to figure out. And it's
even got some lessons to learn, like you should always write and send
those letters you promised you would, the stars (the astrological
kind) don't lie, and airports aren't such bad places to just hang
out. In the end everyone ends up happy - what else would you expect
from a romantic comedy, but Rick could have saved a lot of grief if
he would have just driven a car instead of run to the church where
Melissa is getting married. Oh well.
I really liked "Hotel de Love," even if most of the movie seems to
be patterned after my life. See, I've always been to big and slow and
lost the "loves of my life" to the other guy, I promised I would
write my one girlfriend and never did, my parents fight a lot, and
like the piano dude, people always come to me with their problems.
Now if I can just find someone like Allison my life will be alright!
It's a cool date movie, there's a lot of laughs, and for you dudes
you've got two gorgeous babes and for you dudettes you've got some
good looking guys (I guess - that's what the one girl said). I give
"Hotel de Love" 3 1/2 stars for keeping me grinning and chuckling
from start to finish.
That's it for this one, I'm The Dude on the Right!! L8R!!