The trailer doesnít say this for sure, but supposedly Ricki (Jennifer Lopez) is a lesbian and thatís why sheís not turned on
by Larry Gigli (Ben Affleck). It seems Gigli is hired by mob-types to
kidnap and watch over Brian (Justin Bartha). Heís a mentally
challenged son of a prosecutor/lawyer/district attorney/someone about
to prosecute a mob-type. With no faith in Gigli they also hire Ricki
to watch over Gigli to make sure he does a good job. Well, Gigli and
Ricki sleep in Gigliís bed, but she tells him the heís not her type so
donít even bother making a move. If she is indeed a lesbian, can Gigli
get Ricki to switch teams. And what about the kid? Will Gigli get
attached to him as well so that he doesnít want the mob-types to use
him as a pawn?
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Expect a ďtrying to be too quirkyĒ romantic comedy that will
probably just become a cookie-cutter love story in the end. Iíd prefer
they make this a dark romantic comedy, maybe with a cool tragedy, but
my guess is Gigli and Ricki get together and the boy goes back to his
family. I donít expect too much, but my ultimate hope is that with the
movie being Rated R for sexual content, among other things, maybe J.
Lo gets it on with another woman. Thatís what would really bring
people into the theater.
Thatís it for this one! Iím The Dude on the Right!! L8R!!!