Dude, Where's My Car?
Movie Stats & Links
||Ashton Kutcher, Seann William Scott,
Kristy Swanson, Jennifer Garner,
Marla Sokoloff, Fabio, Stuttering John
||Not too young, lots of pot, sex,
and drinking talk.
||If she's got a twisted sense of
||Lots of talk and girls in tight
||Maybe just the "Super-Hot
Giant Alien" blowing up.
||I laughed a lot. Maybe I've
just gone crazy.
||The little boy
looking up the Super-Hot Giant Alien's skirt to his dad:
"I want to go on that ride, daddy!" which the dad
replies "Me too!" and this exchange:
"Is it red?"
"Then it's not a barn."
||Wayne Rice, Broderick Johnson,
Andrew Kosove, Gil Netter
I think Iíve now finally secured it Ė Iím going
to hell. Why? Because at 10:30 on Sunday morning, when I should have
been at church, I was at one of the worst movies I have seen and I
found myself enjoying it Ė "Dude, Whereís My Car?"
Dude, Where's My Car?
A Movie Review
The story starts out simple, Jesse (Ashton Kutcher) and Chester (Seann William Scott)
wake up not really knowing what happened the night before. They
attribute this to being totally wasted and itís easy to see how
that could happen. So the movie begins with our duo trying to put
back the pieces to what must have been a fabulous night, especially
as they begin to find out some of the things that have happened,
starting with Greg (Stuttering John Melendez), peeing in their
plant. They meet up with Christie Boner (Kristy Swanson) who let one
of our duo feel her up, they stumble into the nudie bar where they
find they were the kings of the bar, and then things really get
weird finding out that they were in charge of a suitcase full of
money, gave a couple aliens a ride back to their spaceship, and
played some pretty good miniature golf. And if you think thatís
weird, itís their day after, when they found out what happened the
night before, that things really start taking twists and turns by
adding the bubble-wrap people, the continuum transfunctioner, and
the Super-Hot Giant Alien.
This is the kind of movie that most reviewers wonít give two
cents worth of their time to watch, and you know what, I donít
blame them, but for some reason all of the lame, stupid, obvious,
and childish jokes made me laugh. From the exchange of Jesse and
Chester describing their tattoos, to the Chinese drive-in, to the
Rubikís Cube, to the bubble suits the space cult people were
wearing, I laughed. Maybe sometimes I need mindless fun, and
"Dude, Whereís My Car?" provided me and the four other
people that blew off church in favor of a movie that simple
I wonít take any more of your time with this review for this
movie except to say if you go into this movie expecting what you
think the trailers show, well, youíll probably enjoy it a little.
If you go to this movie thinking this will be one of the most
thought-provoking comedies of all time, well, youíll probably
leave by the time the dog smokes his own one-hitter. Iím giving
"Dude, Whereís My Car?" 3 stars out of 5. Itís stupid
fun Ė expect that.
Thatís it for this one! Iím The Dude on the Right!! L8R!!!