Episode 10: Balls of Fury

A Video Review of “Balls of Fury"

The Star
Ratings
Stu Gotz:

The Dude:

The Movie is:
Rated: PG-13
It’s 1:30 Long


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Neither Stu Gotz nor myself really liked "Balls of Fury," but even so we still
pay homage to the movie by playing a little table tennis during our review. 
Stu’s got a pretty good slam, while I can put some wicked spin on the ball. 
Is a movie about ping pong any fun?  Ehh.  There was potential and
some of the rumor mills said the filmmaker folks (including some from the "Reno
911" TV show) caved to some of the suggestions from the movie studio folks. 
I’m guessing the filmmaker folks should have stuck to their guns.  Good or
bad, both Stu and I really did like Maggie Q, and would have liked her even more
if the movie were rated R and she got naked.

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Balls of Fury
– Movie Stats & Links

Starring: Dan Fogler,
Christopher Walken, Maggie Q, George Lopez
MPAA Rated: PG-13
The Movie is: 90 Minutes Long
Released By:

Rogue Pictures
Movie Web Site:

www.ballsoffury.com
Kiddie Movie: There’s a lot of
sexual innuendo and people die.
Date Movie: Not if you don’t
want her to see you drooling over Maggie Q.
Gratuitous Sex: Lots of talk about
balls.
Gratuitous
Violence:
People die, and a
lot of shooting.
Action: Not really.
Laughs: A couple.
Memorable
Scene:
Any scene with
Maggie Q.
Memorable
Quote:
Nothing really.
Directed By: Robert Ben Garant
Produced By: Gary Barber, Roger
Birnbaum, Ben Garant, Jonathan Glickman, Thomas Lennon


Episode 9: Blades of Glory

A Video Review of “Blades of Glory"

The Star
Ratings
Stu Gotz:

4 3/4 Stars

The Dude:

The Movie is:
Rated: PG-13
It’s 1:33 Long


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I did a full-blown written review for

"Blades of Glory,"
but that’s not nearly as fun as me teaching Stu Gotz a
lesson about how things should be for people skating on the ice.  We both
loved the movie, found it funny as hell, but Stu also thought he would be a
total pain in the ass and give the movie 4 3/4 stars out of 5.  Some days I
just want to hit him with a stick.

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Blades of Glory
– Movie Stats & Links

Starring: Will Ferrell, Jon Heder, Amy Poehler, Craig T. Nelson, Jenna Fischer
MPAA Rated: PG-13
The Movie is: 93 Minutes long.
Released By:
Dreamworks Pictures
Movie Web Site:
www.bladesofglorymovie.com
Kiddie Movie: There’s a lot of
adult content.
Date Movie: If she likes Will
Ferrell comedies.
Gratuitous Sex: Some boob grabbing
and cleavage.
Gratuitous
Violence:
Some fighting and
cross-bow shooting.
Action: Some chasing, but
not really action.
Laughs: From start to
finish.
Memorable
Scene:
Too many were
memorable.
Memorable
Quote:
Too many to quote.
Directed By: Will Speck, Josh
Gordon
Produced By: Ben Stiller,
Stuart Cornfield, John Jacobs


Episode 8: Ghost Rider

A Video Review of “Ghost Rider”

The Star
Ratings
Stu Gotz:

The Dude:


The Movie is:
Rated: PG-13
It’s 1:54 Long


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I have to admit that I was entertained more than I figured I would be by "Ghost
Rider."  Stu Gotz also was entertained, just slightly less than I was. 
Both of us liked the outfits Eva Mendes had on as Roxanne, and I even sing a
couple of tributes, one to Roxanne and the other to Johnny Cash.  Stu
didn’t like my singing, but he had his own salute to the movie, much to my
dismay.  If you want, skip my synopsis (duh, the movie’s about a dude who
sells his soul to the Devil) and get right to Stu’s salute, about 3/4 of the way
in.  Sadly, for me, he brought his own fire extinguisher.

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Ghost Rider
– Movie Stats & Links

Starring: Nicolas Cage, Eva
Mendes, Peter Fonda
MPAA Rated: PG-13
The Movie is: 114 Minutes long.
Released By:
Columbia Pictures
Movie Web Site:
www.sonypictures.com/movies/ghostrider
Kiddie Movie: It’s really for
teens and above.  Leave the little ones at home.
Date Movie: It’s campy enough
for the both of you.
Gratuitous Sex: Nothing gratuitous
but Eva is dressed in some tops that accentuate her boobs.
Gratuitous
Violence:
Ghost Rider does
have to kill some people for the Devil.
Action: There’s some
chasing.
Laughs: There are a few
lines that give a chuckle.
Memorable
Scene:
The special
effects of the flaming Ghost Rider are great.
Memorable
Quote:
Nothing really.
Directed By: Mark Steven
Johnson
Produced By: Avi Arad, Michael De Luca, Gary Foster, Steven Paul


Episode 7: Jackass Number Two

A Video Review of
“Jackass Number Two"

The Star
Ratings
Stu Gotz: Didn’t rate it.
The Dude:

The Movie is:
Rated: R
It’s 1:35 Long


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I guess Stu is pretty much pissed at me and thinks I suck as a reviewer, and it’s left
up to me to tell you about "Jackass Number Two."  Me, I also loved the
movie so much that I decided to try and recreate one of the stunts.  Stu
thinks I should leave the stunts to the "Jackass" professionals, but I’m pretty
sure I can pull it off!  I did write a text review, for what it’s worth. 
If you want to read it,

here’s the link
.

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Jackass Number Two
Movie Stats & Links

Starring: Johnny Knoxville,
Bam Margera, Ryan Dunn, Steve-O, Jason "Wee Man" Acuña,
Chris Pontius, Preston Lacy, Dave England, Ehren McGhehey
MPAA Rated: R
Released By:
Paramount Pictures
Movie Web Site:
www.jackassmovie.com
Kiddie Movie: If you bring your
kids to this movie you are a jackass.
Date Movie: Only you would
know if she would have fun at this movie.
Gratuitous Sex: Some, sort of, but
nothing you really want to see.
Gratuitous
Violence:
Lots of people
getting beat up, but it’s their own fault.
Action: Not really.
Laughs: An hour and a half
of them if this is your cup of semen.
Memorable
Scene:
Only about every
scene.
Memorable
Quote:
Too many to quote.
Directed By: Jeff Tremaine
Produced By: Jeff Tremaine,
Spike Jonze, Johnny Knoxville


Episode 6: Snakes on a Plane

A Video Review of
“Snakes on a Plane"

The Star
Ratings
Neither of us ranked it by stars,
but
we both liked it in our own ways.

The Movie is:
Rated: R
It’s 1:45 Long


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Samuel L. Jackson told both me and Stu Gotz, on our cell phones, that we needed
to go and see "Snakes on a Plane."  He didn’t really need to do this
because Stu and I were already on board, but we went to see it even with his pestering.

Stu thought it would be fun to bring a snake along when we "filmed" our review, little did I
know there was such a thing as a "turd snake," at least that’s what Stu’s
snake looked like.

We both have our takes on the movie, and contrary to most
other reviews, Stu found the acting pretty good.  Me, I liked the
gratuitous nudity and the wacky ways snakes killed people.  Maybe not a
huge flick at the box office, but there are more beer-drinking games in this
movie for the college kids than I can even fathom.

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Episode 5: Mission: Impossible III

By:

The Dude on the Right


Tom Cruise is
back as Ethan Hunt in the action-packed "Mission:
Impossible III.
"  But there is a dilemma for "South
Park
" fans, of which Stu and I are, especially those believing the internet
rumor that Mr. Cruise had the "In The Closet" episode pulled from "Comedy
Central."  Cruise’s folks, as well as the "Comedy Central," folks denied
this, but the "South Park" fans called for a boycott of all things Tom Cruise. 
And that meant boycotting "M: i: III."

Anyway, for this episode, Stu and I do some Tom Cruise movie role
reminiscing, and we originally agreed to boycott the movie.  Me, though, I
give the movie 3 stars out of 5.

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Episode 4: Scary Movie 4

By:

The Dude on the Right


Well, it seems we didn’t qualify for the "Howard
Stern Film Festival
" with our last creation, a "Stu & The Dude" reviewin’ "Private
Parts
." Oh well, but I did learn some new animation lessons from sending
that in, some of which are incorporated into our "Scary Movie 4" review. Some
others, well, I guess I didn’t pay enough attention, hence some of the weird
framing and lettering. I guess, "Oh well" again.

In any case, I liked "Scary Movie 4" more than Stu did, but I admit something
to Stu that maybe I shouldn’t have. Stu gave the movie 2 ½ stars out of 5, I
gave it 3 ½ stars, but Stu just didn’t understand my happiness.

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Episode 3: Last Holiday

By:

The Dude on the Right


Sure, "Last Holiday" is out of the theaters, but it comes out on DVD on May 2,
2006, so I suppose this is an early DVD review.  In any case, it’s our
third installment of "Stu & The Dude Reviewin’ the Movies for You!", and for
this episode it’s the Queen Latifah movie, "Last Holiday."  Stu couldn’t
believe he actually liked the movie, so much so that he had to resort to
something manly to get through the rest of the day.  We’ve added some
camera movements to the video podcast, so I would appreciate your input whether
you like them or not.

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Episode 2: Curious George

By:

The Dude on the Right


I can’t believe that we actually got a second episode done for "Stu & The Dude
Reviewin’ the Movies for You!", but here it is.  This time "Curious George"
comes under the chopping block, and I think the difference is that Stu has kids
so he can relate, and I don’t, so I don’t even want to see this movie. 
Then, of course, there is Stu’s appetite.  If you’ve got kids, well, follow
Stu’s lead, just please don’t follow his dietary plan before going to see the
movie!

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