Movie Reviews

The Final Member

Who knew it was so difficult to get a penis donor? That, in essence, is the underlying theme of “The Final Member,” one of the most riveting and at times hilarious documentaries that will make most men cross their legs and give that “protect my junk” gesture with their hands, while women will watch in utter amazement at the quest for a penis specimen. Andy reviews it and even he can’t believe he gives it 5 stars out of 5.

Hot Guys with Guns

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Andy wasn’t really sure about watching “Hot Guys with Guns,” especially since he thought it was just going to be some low-budget, buddy movie want-a-be. Bizarrely entertaining seems to be the rallying description of the movie, and when all is said and done, he was happy he spent a few hours with Danny and Pip.

Everyday

Andy liked “Everyday,” but gives his proverbial warning that this is an artsy-kind of film, meaning that even though he gives it a high rating, it isn’t for everyone.

Breaking the Girls

Even girl-on-girl action doesn’t seem to allow The Dude on the Right to recommend this movie, and he can usually find the good in any movie. Bad acting, a re-hashed story, and just plain nothing special and he almost gives it Zero stars. Sadly the 1/2 star is for a badly-acted, drunken scene.

Vitality

Do you need a refresher on how to live a healthy, vitality filled life? If you answered “Yes,” then go ahead and get yourself “Vitality,” a little documentary about living a little more healthy. It’s not the most groundbreaking of documentaries about health, but might remind you that the bedroom should be for sleeping and sex, and not for watching Jimmy Kimmel or the evening news.

Grabbers

Looking for a fun movie in the sci-fi, horror, comedy genre? The Dude on the Right highly recommends “Grabbers,” about a big, giant octopus alien things and all of its little babies. Lots of impaling, some decapitations, and drunk Irish people. Combine them all together in the right way, and The Dude on the Right thinks you have good fun!

Dealin’ With Idiots

The Dude on the Right might be an idiot, but he can still understand the humor in the movie “Dealin’ With Idiots.” The movie is from Jeff Garlin so you can probably understand the kind of humor coming on the screen. If that’s not for you, don’t complain, but if you like the “mockumentary” kind of movie, or the “Curb Your Enthusiasm” kind of thing, this movie will be for you, at least so says The Dude.

Curse of Chucky

Back in true horror mode, “Curse of Chucky” returns the doll that just won’t die to horror greatness. Yes, we know the doll is evil. Yes, we know that it will go on a killing spree. Yes, we know that people are stupid in horror films. And yes, you might not believe it, but the movie is actually a good horror movie. The Dude on the Right gives his 4 out of 5 star review.